By creepedouthostess - 17/06/2009 07:12 - United States

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Today, while working in a restaurant, I took an elderly man to his table under a red colored lamp. He asked me if this was "the red light district." I thought he was just kidding until when I was placing down the menus he leaned in and whispered creepily in my ear, "You know, you're really sexy." FML
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JYNXX21 0

i would say FYL, but ur probably gonna get a mean ass tip. u go girl! lol

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Today_i_died_fml 0

Good to know you attract some people Pedo-bear makes a move

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JYNXX21 0

i would say FYL, but ur probably gonna get a mean ass tip. u go girl! lol

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zendaddy0 0

#2 god I hate people who duckface in every picture it looks ugly get over it

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FBIWarning 0

On the bright side you probably really are sexy ;)

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DrunkenLee 0

2 options^^ 1. hes senile 2. u look like a *****^^ 1 's better for u ...2 would be YDI xD

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ZombieSazza 34

Another 2 options, #7 #7 is a dick #7 is a complete ****

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Luvdaisuke 0

That's really creepy. I suggest you quit your job and run away while you have the chance xD

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kellster 2

She was the hostess, idiot. The servers are the ones who directly receive the tips!

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Tehalon 0

Did you get a good tip when he was done? ;D

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kellster 2

I'm sure she totally has control over whose section is whose. Try thinking before typing next time.

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itstrishabtw 13

#70 what the **** are you talking about

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