Up it goes

By 0stvn0 - 16/03/2012 01:18 - Canada

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Today, my doctor booked me in for an STI test. I was feeling confident until he explained it will involve having a catheter inserted into my piss pipe. He shook his head sadly and said, "Gonna be honest Steve, the pain's beyond belief." Great. FML
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YourBuddyElmo 5

On the bright side....nope, nothing's coming to me.

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glittercookies 12

It's worth it. You're being responsible and safe.

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YourBuddyElmo 5

On the bright side....nope, nothing's coming to me.

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thatgirlinoregon 21

On the bright side, they're not sticking anything up his poop-chute.

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Michael_92 20

Wait I got something.....nah nothing nevermind.

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GovernorGeneral 8

I got it! I got the perfect..oh. Oh look there it goes.

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Isaac_The_Man 0

There are catheters that fit on like a condom...

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Brice28_fml 10

When I was 7 I had to have one done because whenever I pissed it wouldn't come all the way out and they had to fill my bladder that way.. Needless to say it hurts like a bitch and it hurts to pee for 2 weeks or so afterwards.

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Sanch101 7

Nothing will be coming to him after having that done (for a while at least).

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j_cat187 19

It came, it came... it came all over the floor

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SmellyTaco 5

I think that might actually be better than getting something up your dick, and the doc saying it will ******* hurt

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glittercookies 12

It's worth it. You're being responsible and safe.

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stevenJB 25

My name is Steve.....!!!!! :(

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thebeautybleeds 17

He obviously wan't being responsible and safe not too log ago...

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TSN619 7

40- just because he is getting an STD test doesn't mean he was irresponsible, even if you wear a condom there is a slight chance of catching an STD. Also, even I'f the woman is on birth control and you wear a condom there is still a chance of her getting pregnant. So please know what you're talking about before you open your mouth.

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RedPillSucks 31

Especially if any "oral" was involved. But then, I guess they wouldn't be checking his dick.

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thebeautybleeds 17

Jeez 115, cool your ****. I know. I was making a joke.

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glittercookies 12

They check your throat along with your dick/vag. Because you can pass along STDs orally.

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Shaniaaa20 0

Eek. That's gonna sting.

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thejewishfuhrer 17

I'd be pissed.

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SadDashie92 3

60 - I c what u did there

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derecteevee 1

idk what they do up there in Newfoundland but every time I've been tested its blood work and urine samples

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nofearjenshere 12

Good luck! Just reading this made me cringe, and I'm a girl. :b

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MDTeddy 13

I don't see why you would cringe. It isn't happening to you. At least you gave him some good luck. Make it another too.

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thatgirlinoregon 21

Girls can have tests with catheters through the urethra as well; trust me, it's not pleasant.

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ladyLALAA 28

I think she was cringing at the thought of what it would be like. I did the sanme, poor OP, ask for the green whistle.

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HeartOfLead 24

C'mon, no one here thought that's something Dr. Leo spaceman from 30 rock would say?

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MrMyers777 0

That hurts just thinking about it! Sorry dude..

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Jdog619 11

I have an imaginary friend named Steve. Steve's an asshole.

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n_epic_fail 14

Have your dick hurt for awhile is better than carrying an STD

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midnight165 5

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zombicidal 11

I hate reading things like this. it gives me sympathy pains

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