She said yes!

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Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, and I excitedly called my mother to tell her about our engagement. She half-heartedly said, "Aww, that's nice", before changing the topic to what she'd found in her turd earlier. FML
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carleybeak 21

Well sure sounds like your mother is excited for you.

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carleybeak 21

Well sure sounds like your mother is excited for you.

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HowieDoIt 21

I think she found your proposal to be a bit...corny ;)

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

A nickel, a bottle cap, an acrillic nail, an action figure...

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da_directioner39 17

The engagement ring she wanted OP to use.

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tsent8 15

That vibrator that went up a little too deep last week.

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Zeldafreak101 3

Tell her you don't want her at your wedding then!

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VannahJane 17

Thats a bit harsh even if she wasn't very excited or supportive about the proposal

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DanielT1994 19

3, You sound like a wonderful and forgiving child. I can only hope to have one like you later in life.

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tjv3 10

Umm that's TMI lol but hopefully it was interesting

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upyourzlolz 11

You think this is THIS is TMI? Sweetie, remember. You're on the site where we find grandma's old sex toys, shart during 69, and where EVERY OTHER ENTRY IS SHIT RELATED.

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kawaiisakura 12

There have been worse FMLs. For example, moms or dads telling their kids in great detail about their sex lives. I, for one, would much rather listen to them talk about their bowel movements rather than their sex lives. On this site, bowel movements are the lowest of the low on the scale of TMI(if that makes sense.)

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LemonandLime 13

What does TMI mean? Am I the only one who doesn't know?

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SomeRandomGuy15 18

It sounds like your mother was desperate to change the subject... That, or she genuinely thinks the contents of her poop rates more importance than her child's engagement...

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lostcrazydiamond 10

Perhaps she does not want to play an active part as a mother-in-law? *crosses fingers*

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kevsandy303 12

How did she transition to that? Did you propose by hiding the ring in your girlfriend's turd?

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