Shitpants blues

By Anonymous - 24/12/2020 02:01

Today, I recently started taking some antidepressants and they have been working really well for me, except for the fact that they have made me crap my pants twice now. Both times in public. FML
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sirrubberduckie 35

That's a really... you know... like, when there are circumstances that are very bad... like some sort of a... Mr. Pencil? Can you help out here?

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RichardPencil 30

Well, I'd advise that you refer to the circumstances as a "situation." Then, choose an adjective related to what's going on in the OP's pants. Carefully place a "...wait on it..." to ensure the reader experiences your wit with perfect comedic timing. And there, you have the perfect comment. You're welcome.

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sirrubberduckie 35

That's a really... you know... like, when there are circumstances that are very bad... like some sort of a... Mr. Pencil? Can you help out here?

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Marcella1016 31

No idea where he’s been lately. Needs to...get the lead out.

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RichardPencil 30

Well, I'd advise that you refer to the circumstances as a "situation." Then, choose an adjective related to what's going on in the OP's pants. Carefully place a "...wait on it..." to ensure the reader experiences your wit with perfect comedic timing. And there, you have the perfect comment. You're welcome.

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samomaha 17

Don't forget that combinging words where possible can be useful, as well, as in, "shituation".

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Marcella1016 31

Great advice! Lemme try! It sounds like a situation that is soiled...wait on it... Did I do it right?!

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RichardPencil 30

That's a good attempt. I think you can improve on it. Try building the tension before using the operative word of the punchline.

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anomynous 11

I love how people that frequent the comments just wait for Mr. Pencil 😂

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RichardPencil 30

I'm guessing the pants-crapping is pro-depressant. They kinda cancel each other out.

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Grizz8831 14

honestly try cannabis if you can get it legally. talk to a doctor and figure out what strains and dosage could help... I only know 1 person to crap themselves after smoking weed, and to be fair... it most likely would have happened anyways.

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Gamer_299 4

it all depends dude, ive used weed and sometimes i ended up getting more depressed

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Tom Irvine 6

my attempt had me throwing up consistently 4 to 5 times a day. I quit using them in like 4 days. called my doctor told them what happened and yeah no more mess for me

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girarddc 12

Contact your doctor so they can adjust your medication.

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