Miscellaneous: Shocked

Shocked

By tawan - 04/12/2009 16:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I set off a fire alarm in school. I was taken to the head teacher's office, where he said that though he was shocked at my behavior, it was nice to see me being more like regular students and trying to fit in, instead of isolating myself as usual. I was shoved into the fire alarm by bullies. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 949

You deserved it 3 045

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By FBI1236 - 07/07/2019 20:00 - Pakistan - Karachi

Today, I finally stood up for myself and beat the crap out of a bully at school, as my father told me to do. The kid and I were called to the principal's office, along with our parents. Inside my father's smirk faded when he saw that the kid's mom was his boss. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 666

You deserved it 228

By sharpie2792 - 15/02/2012 19:26 - United States

Today, I fought back with words against a bully. He cried, and I got detention. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 102

You deserved it 2 966

By damnedbydurberg - 22/11/2011 00:35 - United States

Today, after years of torment and relentless harassment, I finally built up the courage to stand up to a bully. I got a detention for swearing at him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 848

You deserved it 3 387

By Anonymous - 03/03/2016 22:36 - United States - Hampton

Today, I had to attend a meeting with my parents, my teacher, and my bully and his parents. When we started, my bully "broke down" and "tearfully" told the teacher that I was the one bullying him, and that he was getting blamed to cover it all up. They believed him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 823

You deserved it 1 412

Teenage riot

By Anonymous - 05/04/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I finally had it with the redneck bully who's been tormenting me. He was repeatedly poking and pinching me and laughing out loud during class, so I slung him to the ground, pinning him. I got suspended. They only called his parents, who never do anything; my "caring" parents are looking into teen boot camp. FML

I agree, your life sucks 581

You deserved it 96

By Anonymous - 30/10/2015 22:22 - United States - Saint Peters

Today, I finally stood up to the guy who's been bullying me for the last 2 years. Even though he's been caught in the act several times, he never gets punished, so I figured I'd get away with gut-punching him. Nope. An hour later, I was suspended from school. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 885

You deserved it 2 649

Don't Fight Club

By kizz mi azz - 28/03/2022 04:00

Today, I stood up to the school bully in a fight. Rather than thank me, the whole school, including some of his victims, now treat me like a psycho. Apparently they tolerated him because of his terrible foster parents, so me hitting him was actually way out of line, and insensitive. How did I become the bad guy here? FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 540

You deserved it 161

By anonymous - 10/08/2011 04:31 - United States

Today, I was dragged to the food store with my mom. While we were shopping, the fire alarm went off. My mom pushed the cart at me, nearly knocking me over, and sprinted for the door. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 327

You deserved it 2 638

By breakfast tea - 07/04/2012 19:30 - Hong Kong - Central District

Today, I was escorted out of the building for getting in a scuffle at my anger management class. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 717

You deserved it 28 600

By firefighter - 08/09/2009 22:10 - United States

Today, in Chem, I was chosen to hold the fire extinguisher just in case something happened while showing how to blow up a dangerous chemical. My teacher told me to spray if anything got out of control. He lit the fire and I freaked out and sprayed it. The entire wing of my school was evacuted. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 145

You deserved it 45 359

Emperor_Jim 0

Friday 4 December 2009 21:04

**** bullies... and **** that school for not noticing that you're being bullied and doing something about it. Stay strong, OP. I was bullied in high school too, and now, every year or so I run into one of them, working at Hot Topic or Blockbuster. It's pretty satisfying. :) Bullies are cowards with no future.

lovelivelife 0

Friday 4 December 2009 20:52

Wow when I pulled the ******* fire alarm I got suspended for 5 months and was sent to multitudes of programs to 'straighten out'. Not FML, FTW for this monstrosity.

Comments

Troll_patrol 0

Friday 4 December 2009 21:06

**** you and your loser principal..what's he going to do, promote you to vice principal for a bomb threat?

TeenieAmerica 9

Monday 27 September 2010 4:50

Damn, you're a douchebag. It clearly says he didn't mean to set off the fire alarm.

IronCOG117SR 4

Sunday 29 April 2012 3:19

**** you man, just... **** you. You are indeed a douche.

whizzkidd99 0

Friday 4 December 2009 21:07

you ****** brit, go shove some tea up your ass, you probobly sucked off the principal because you were afraid your parents might find out, i bet they dont love you.

DecayDance_fml 0

Friday 4 December 2009 21:08

#18, it depends where you're from. At my school all the fire alarms have thin glass and a button that says "ALARM." And seeing as I live in the UK aswell, it's possible their school does too.

badvoodoo 0

Friday 4 December 2009 21:13

I see.

Bright_Lights 14

Friday 4 December 2009 21:16

Exactly Decay! What part of UK you from? And voodoo, stop being so isolationist and educate yourself.

badvoodoo 0

Friday 4 December 2009 21:26

I'm a serial killer; I'm supposed to be isolationist.

Bright_Lights 14

Friday 4 December 2009 21:42

Ah yes, I am also in the same business you see. You might of heard of me? Altaïr Ibn La-Ahad? No? What about Desmond Miles?

badvoodoo 0

Friday 4 December 2009 21:45

I don't any of those people have been featured on Showtime, so no.

Bright_Lights 14

Friday 4 December 2009 21:52

Really? I quite liked Garnier to be honest, cocky shit that he was.

Disbelief1 0

Friday 4 December 2009 22:03

I much preferred Mario Auditore, he sure knew how to make a surprise entrance

The_Pleb 0

Friday 4 December 2009 22:08

Kay stop typing and give your guy a damn sammich I thought i replied to much on this site, but you must of replyed 10 times in this FML alone So do everyone a favour and do what a women does best.

null_fml 11

Friday 4 December 2009 22:16

I also preferred Mario Auditore; he literally introduced himself with "It's-a me, Mario!" and nerds (over 16 years old) the world over rejoiced.

DecayDance_fml 0

Saturday 5 December 2009 0:51

I'm living in Newport, in Wales. :)

Bright_Lights 14

Saturday 5 December 2009 0:57

Yep, the "doctor". It felt good killing him. Him and that other cocky shit, Richard I. Yep, God was on your side wasn't he mate?

DecayDance_fml 0

Saturday 5 December 2009 1:04

#43, your name suits you.

citygirlnomore 0

Friday 4 December 2009 21:16

agree.

bondmaxbondrock 0

Friday 4 December 2009 21:22

hater

Starfire22 5

Friday 4 December 2009 21:37

Lord hemustnotbenamed will not be pleased...

Starfire22 5

Friday 4 December 2009 21:39

Don't worry, eventually those bullies will be begging you for a job...

perdix 29

Friday 4 December 2009 21:50

I don't know of anyone who fights to maintain their nerd cred . . . except me.

Phazzer 0

Friday 4 December 2009 22:31

You're not alone. I, too, fight to maintain my social status as 'nerd'. This social status does not make me hated by others though but rather adored. Who do you think all the so called bullies are turning to when a math test rolls around?