Embarrassing, Swimming pool and Love: Sick moves, bro

Sick moves, bro

By Fish - 19/03/2009 15:47 - United Arab Emirates

Today, we were hanging around the pool with a couple of friends and a crush of mine. Thinking I would be able to impress her with a well-performed dive off the diving board, I went up and attempted my best dive. I slipped as I jumped, hitting my head on the board. I had to be saved by the lifeguard. FML

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Bellyflop

By Anonymous - 12/03/2023 20:00 - United States

Today, I tried to impress our swim team coach by doing a complicated backflip from the diving board. I landed face-first in the pool and had to be rescued by the lifeguard, so I guess I won't be going to the Olympics any time soon. FML

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You deserved it 849

Flop

By Flop era - 04/10/2024 00:00 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I thought I'd impress my friends with a backflip into the pool. I ended up smacking my back on the edge of the diving board and belly-flopping into the water. Now I have a bruise and a story that everyone is intent on retelling. I'm just glad no one was filming me. I hope. FML

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You deserved it 477

By Anonymous - 22/05/2010 00:19 - United States

Today, at the pool, I tried to impress the hot lifeguard by doing the perfect dive. Afterward, I realized my shorts were floating through the water. FML

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You deserved it 12 514

By poolfail - 06/08/2014 21:14

Today, at the pool, I decided to face my fears and go off the high dive. I slipped off the edge and did a barrel roll into the pool while screaming like a little girl. FML

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You deserved it 6 550

By mytoehurts - 26/06/2015 13:09 - Canada - Ayr

Today, I was at my lifeguarding exam. Everything was going well until I went to 'save' someone and slipped and bellyflopped into the pool. I broke my toe, and the person I was supposed to save ended up saving me instead. FML

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You deserved it 2 883

By Higgs - 02/06/2009 19:10 - United States

Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML

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You deserved it 6 231

By Anonymous - 11/06/2011 00:14 - United States

Today, I was swimming at the water park, when out of nowhere a lifeguard bombed into the pool, grabbed me, and hauled me to the surface, running his hands over my chest in the process. Apparently, the way I swim makes it look like I'm in my drowning death throes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 446

You deserved it 7 721

By klutz - 10/08/2009 14:34 - United States

Today, me and my friend were following this hot lifeguard around a waterpark. In the wave pool, I decided to be cute and "accidentally" bump into him during the waves to start a conversation. As I prepared to do this, a large wave pushed me off my feet and I fell face-first into his butt. FML

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You deserved it 56 840

By Anonymous - 30/06/2009 02:23 - United States

Today, I was at work lifeguarding and saw a kid drowning on the far end of the pool. I decided running would be the quickest way to get to her, but as I ran across the pool deck I slipped and hit my head. The kid's mother jumped in to save her child and then called an ambulance for me. FML

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You deserved it 13 973

By Anonymous - 04/07/2009 22:46 - United States

Today, I went swimming with this guy I like at dammed river. While we were jumping off the dam, I decided to try to impress him by doing a front flip. I didn't jump far enough off, so when I went to flip, my face skidded down the concrete wall. FML

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You deserved it 44 893

toddrob 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 20:10

chicks dig scars...

shady_angel 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 20:07

hahah that made me laugh out loud..... show off :P

Comments

kellster 2

Friday 20 March 2009 4:00

Most girls hate guys who pull that kind of shit. Just try being a nice, funny, intelligent human being instead of a testerone-ridden jackass, and maybe you'll have better luck in the future.

superson_fml 0

Friday 20 March 2009 6:02

Yeah that was a bad idea. You should've just gotten naked instead.

Ender_ 0

Friday 20 March 2009 6:11

#43 - That's even better than the Hang-Glider idea I had earlier! It's simple and still gets the point across.

tenkohminsistor 0

Friday 20 March 2009 6:28

this is sooo not FML

Swimgate 0

Friday 20 March 2009 6:42

Hahaha I know this guy!!! The funny thing is he is a NCAA Swimmer and Diving Champion

woow_fml 0

Friday 20 March 2009 6:48

LOL! Dude this guy has you all fooled. Everyone knows that falling will score you waaay more chicks ;) Hes not aiming only at his crush; hes going for all the girls watching.

nica_bonita 0

Friday 20 March 2009 7:10

((claps))

McHammerfist 0

Friday 20 March 2009 10:33

I always see people post shit like #45 saying "This is sooooooooo not FML." That gets me to thinking, what actually constitutes as FML? "Today, my social security number was stolen when someone broke into my family's house and robbed us at gunpoint. Now, not only is my house destroyed, so is my identity. FML" Because I'm pretty sure this site is mostly about really shitty situations rather than life-altering events. FML is a figure of speech and if you take it literally, I'm sorry, but you're a dumb bitch.