Embarrassing, Swimming pool and Love: Sick moves, bro

Sick moves, bro

By Fish - 19/03/2009 15:47 - United Arab Emirates

Today, we were hanging around the pool with a couple of friends and a crush of mine. Thinking I would be able to impress her with a well-performed dive off the diving board, I went up and attempted my best dive. I slipped as I jumped, hitting my head on the board. I had to be saved by the lifeguard. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2023 20:00 - United States

Today, I tried to impress our swim team coach by doing a complicated backflip from the diving board. I landed face-first in the pool and had to be rescued by the lifeguard, so I guess I won't be going to the Olympics any time soon. FML

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By Flop era - 04/10/2024 00:00 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I thought I'd impress my friends with a backflip into the pool. I ended up smacking my back on the edge of the diving board and belly-flopping into the water. Now I have a bruise and a story that everyone is intent on retelling. I'm just glad no one was filming me. I hope. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2010 00:19 - United States

Today, at the pool, I tried to impress the hot lifeguard by doing the perfect dive. Afterward, I realized my shorts were floating through the water. FML

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By poolfail - 06/08/2014 21:14

Today, at the pool, I decided to face my fears and go off the high dive. I slipped off the edge and did a barrel roll into the pool while screaming like a little girl. FML

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By mytoehurts - 26/06/2015 13:09 - Canada - Ayr

Today, I was at my lifeguarding exam. Everything was going well until I went to 'save' someone and slipped and bellyflopped into the pool. I broke my toe, and the person I was supposed to save ended up saving me instead. FML

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By Higgs - 02/06/2009 19:10 - United States

Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2011 00:14 - United States

Today, I was swimming at the water park, when out of nowhere a lifeguard bombed into the pool, grabbed me, and hauled me to the surface, running his hands over my chest in the process. Apparently, the way I swim makes it look like I'm in my drowning death throes. FML

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By klutz - 10/08/2009 14:34 - United States

Today, me and my friend were following this hot lifeguard around a waterpark. In the wave pool, I decided to be cute and "accidentally" bump into him during the waves to start a conversation. As I prepared to do this, a large wave pushed me off my feet and I fell face-first into his butt. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2009 02:23 - United States

Today, I was at work lifeguarding and saw a kid drowning on the far end of the pool. I decided running would be the quickest way to get to her, but as I ran across the pool deck I slipped and hit my head. The kid's mother jumped in to save her child and then called an ambulance for me. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/07/2009 22:46 - United States

Today, I went swimming with this guy I like at dammed river. While we were jumping off the dam, I decided to try to impress him by doing a front flip. I didn't jump far enough off, so when I went to flip, my face skidded down the concrete wall. FML

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toddrob 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 20:10

chicks dig scars...

shady_angel 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 20:07

hahah that made me laugh out loud..... show off :P

Comments

insane_amy 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 22:54

haha PISSED!!!

MissFortune_fml 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 23:25

#28 i think you meant "Feat" not "feet." :s And maybe YOU'D be impressed with that. But you definitely don't speak for all of us saying that. :x No denying that it would likely get you a lot of attention though. Most of it probably medical. It's unlikely she'd assume you were trying to impress her unless you made it obvious. Though she may end up BEING impressed anyway, chances are she'd assume you were just showing off and that would make you come across as somewhat arrogant more than anything.

qlexx 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 23:31

Haha, the same thing happened to my dad like 35 years ago only he hit the side of the pool and knocked his four front teeth out.

bloppyblue 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 23:38

No one deserves that :P It's natural for people to try to impress each other... It might turn out funny, but he didnt deserve it xD

Ender_ 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 23:52

Thank you MissFortune for pointing out my grammatical error. I suppose I can't catch them all. Truthfully though I was just trying to get Fish here to post another FML saying that he did hang-glide into the pool and the girl wasn't even watching.

MissFortune_fml 0

Friday 20 March 2009 0:00

Well I wasn't trying to correct you so much as make sure I actually understood what you meant. Lol. If he does do that then his life is definitely ******. And it's definitely his fault. :x

Ender_ 0

Friday 20 March 2009 0:03

I most definitely understand the difference. haha. Thank you anyways though. It truly is much appreciated. Yeah his life would be ******. haha.

MissFortune_fml 0

Friday 20 March 2009 0:17

lol ;)

calmthefuck_down 0

Friday 20 March 2009 0:19

chicks dig it...good song by chris cagle hahaha

i_am_not_me 0

Friday 20 March 2009 1:19

At least you were jumping off a diving board....and not jumping backwards. I did that when I was 7, and have a lovely little scar on my chin to prove it. (And I think my jawbone was chipped a bit too.)