Has anyone ever been so impressed by a physical feat that they started liking someone? I'm honestly asking, because usually if someone likes you, they like you, and its not dependent on showing off. With that being said, I love showing off.

Are you okay? I hope you got a ct exam or an mri. Also be aware of dizzy spells etc.

#20 do not write a poem! Some kid at my school did that and the bitch thought it was so pathetic she showed everyone at the school... Wait a sec do it then post a second FML when she breaks your heart.

well first of all, way to go. showing off isnt going to help much. and i agree with #23, you should definitely get it checked out. i heard thats why nicole richardson recently died. she had fell while she was skiing and just bumped her head. she didnt feel anything major at the time, but there was major brain damage that killed her because she didn't get it checked out. so yeah, definitely have it looked at.

Don't you guys understand how male mating displays work? Sports, music, its all just showing off for the opposite sex. What do you think her reaction would have been had he pulled off a one and a half? It's funny how people think we are so different from other animals when we're really not that different at all.

Btw, 20 you are a tool. The vast majority of women will just be creeped out if you try reciting a poem for them.

#24- HAHAHAHA.. I can't wait to see the second FML then... On the subject though, you should not try to impress a girl with such a mundane feet. "A well-performed dive?" If you're trying to impress her you should do something more exciting. Try Hang-gliding from the nearest house or tallest hill into the pool. That would make her be like, "Woah! That guy is totally trying to impress me, and it's working." Try it.

Hah. Unfortunate, but since YOU slipped, it's YOUR fault. Don't be so friggin' clumsy.

#25: Her name was Natasha Richardson, not Nicole.

You talk about going to the pool meanwhile the majority of the country is stuck in Siberia.