Sick

By Anonymous - 11/09/2017 06:00

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Today, my girlfriend was sick for the fourth day in a row. I stopped by her house to check on her and bring some necessities, only to find her ex's truck in the driveway, and the sounds of some very intense love making coming from inside. I guess she's not that sick after all. FML
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GumStickExtraGmail 22

well, you seem like a great boyfriend, bringing her things. dont worry, you'll find someone better than her

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MrBiggggg 7

Son it's okay I've had it worse. Ex gf was with two of my so called friends. Worst day ever lad. You'll find the one soon she isn't worth a second of your time

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GumStickExtraGmail 22

well, you seem like a great boyfriend, bringing her things. dont worry, you'll find someone better than her

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RichardPencil 30

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

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coolmike699 26

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RichardPencil 30

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Mungolikecandy 19

There is a place for humour and there is a place where attempts at humour just come across as distasteful. Sadly you tend to quite often pick the latter rather than the former. If you aim the humour with some discretion then you may get a more appreciative audience.

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RichardPencil 30

And you’re the arbiter of this? You are very full of yourself. If I avoided offending every possible person, the few things I write would be bland. Back in the day, you had to be quick to get a comment in the first ten slots. It’s really slowed down now. If you don’t like my stuff, either skip it or thumb it down, but otherwise, shut the **** up.

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onceuponatime456 16

Maybe you shouldn't post anything until you make it past Grade 6!!

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core01 30

Richard makes me chuckle or cringe. I like the dichotomy.

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RichardPencil 30

Thank you! It’s a thrill ride, isn’t it? It is for me!

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freckledfox06 18

I don't understand why you got such backlash for this comment. I find your quips are worth a chuckle either for their well placed humor or the awful puns.

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bartsj1988 7

Richard, your posts are top level savage! Don't ever charge. Not sure why the backlash. People love to critique but they need to understand where they are at. Keep up the good work.

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mimimomomo 5

You say that commenting is an important part of FML, yet you are telling a commenter to shut up and not comment...do you see the irony there?

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MrBiggggg 7

Son it's okay I've had it worse. Ex gf was with two of my so called friends. Worst day ever lad. You'll find the one soon she isn't worth a second of your time

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jfsiv 17

If you didn't confront them yet, then you have time. first do a little research, Google is your friend on ways to get back with a cheating ex, then get to work. you have a lot of pent up energy because she hurt you. put it in something productive like revenge. if you do it right, it will be glorious.

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bogolopian 12

Erase her from your life. Move on to someone better.

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Lobby_Bee 17

Expose and dispose.

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ExplainingTheOtherside 8

Maybe she was just sick of you.

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Rachel Brown 12

You've had a lucky escape Bro! if she can do that, trust me she could do a lot worse! be thankful you found out sooner rather than later

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Tiny Terror 19

She's got a fever, and the only prescription is more of her ex's dick

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Glowworm56 26

Well, she certainly wasn't sick of her ex.

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