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Today, I was pulled over for speeding and was shocked that the cop asked me out. Before I could respond, he noticed my wedding ring, said "Nevermind" and then gave me a ticket. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 900
You deserved it 5 637
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Doortje 29

"Today, I broke the law and now I have to pay for it. FML" Nope, no sympathy here.

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adidjo 0

So a cop is misusing his authority. Welcome to America

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Hummbinger 5

You were speeding, got a ticket and want to complain? Follow the limit next time. Oh, and 'wedding' is spelled 'weddind' in the FML :)

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FunnyWeasel 7

Could someone explain why the majority of the voters voted that her life sucks? she deserved it...

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davidjr_saldana 0

agreed follow the rules when you are behind the wheel. be mindful of the rest of us op :)

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emjay09 0

she's probably complaining because if she'd gone out with the cop he might not have gotten the ticket. besides, can you guys honestly say you've never gone over the speed limit?

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xchica365x 0

they spelled wedding right?

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THEsuperMANLYman 10

i think op deserved it but the cop was a total asshole. What if she actually wasn't married he would not give her a ticket for his own personal gain.

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antra327 0

maybe you should obey the law and you won't have to deal with those things

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cowsgomooatyou 8

Well you were speeding so take the punishment. Your just lucky you didn't end up in hospital.

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BoredomKillsinc 0

so he has the nerve to use his status to ask you out but not to do it to a married woman?

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Doortje 29

"Today, I broke the law and now I have to pay for it. FML" Nope, no sympathy here.

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macskapingvin 0

Good to know the instruments of law enforcement have morals. Well done policeman for catching a criminal, then catching yourself.

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maybaybe 0

Well, you can't complain, you broke the law after all.

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RufusCade 7

What do you complain about? That he didn't ask you out?

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heavenleigh85 5

you should've hid your hand, sure u deserved the ticket but every woman knows when you get pulled over ur supposed to use your looks to your advantage,play cute show some cleavage and hope you don't get a ticket. lol

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adidjo 0

So a cop is misusing his authority. Welcome to America

54 9