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By Anonymous - 09/05/2015 03:31 - United States

Today, my college charged me for tuition for next semester. I graduated two years ago. I have a degree from a place too stupid to only charge current students. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2009 04:46 - United States

Today, I applied for college graduation. Turns out my advisor screwed me over and now I'm 1 credit hour short of getting my degree. Now I have to wait another semester and pay $3,500 just to take a one hour class on Bowling so that I can graduate. FML

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By bamrd - 01/07/2016 01:20 - United States - Boulder

Today, my university is capable of sending me two diplomas in short succession due to a clerical error, but can't recognize that I've graduated and won't be taking classes with them in the fall. FML

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By Imthatfirstguy1 - 10/04/2018 15:00

Today, I owe about $18,000 for a useless degree. Why? I graduated in 2016 from the ITT Technical Institute, a few months before the school shut down for good. The kicker? They misspelled my name on the diploma. FML

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By AlreadyInDebt - 26/01/2011 08:52 - United States

Today, I found out that I've been paying student fees for the wrong account. Apparently I have been paying for some other student's tuition. FML

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By Eric - 14/03/2020 06:05

Today my college professor told me that I ask him too many questions. Apparently, my college tuition fee doesn't include learning. FML

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Repetition

By Ham - 14/06/2018 09:00 - United States

Today, I received a letter from my college telling me that my instant tuition was revoked and I’ll have to pay almost twice as much next semester. Yesterday, I received the same letter. I guess they needed to tell me twice. It hurt just as much the second time. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/04/2017 00:00

Today, I learned that the college I'm going to in the fall has been tampering with their ratings on the internet and actually only has a 5% graduation rate. Everything's already been paid for and I can't transfer elsewhere. FML

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By BlueyedKat - 27/02/2016 06:03 - United States - Huntsville

Today, I found out that the money I spent on a very specific degree was wasted, because apparently, I don't qualify for a job at the place that told me I had to have that degree. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2009 00:59 - United States

Today, I left for college. I spent hundreds of dollars on clothes, bedding and other things. After packing my entire closet and everything else I needed, I left only to have to head back home. My dad forgot to pay the first semesters tuition. He said "Oh well, you would have failed out anyway." FML

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By poor_college_kid - 15/09/2016 12:39 - United States - Tucson

Today, I found out that I owe my college a little over $10,000. Why? Because, due to a slight misspelling of my name, the scholarship that I have been going insane trying to meet the requirements for is not actually giving me any funding. FML

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meatloaf11 23

Saturday 9 May 2015 22:50

Like they didn't already charge you enough money.

seninaa 27

Saturday 9 May 2015 22:55

or maybe a college who thinks its former students would be stupid enough to pay

Comments

TripleATeam 13

Saturday 9 May 2015 22:49

You should contact the college to get that reverted if you haven't already done so.

sonasonic 34

Sunday 10 May 2015 10:17

Awww they care about your education! *ahem* and not your money *ahem*

meatloaf11 23

Saturday 9 May 2015 22:50

Like they didn't already charge you enough money.

HedgeOfTheHogs 16

Saturday 9 May 2015 22:51

Have they been doing this for the 2 years you've been graduated??

brvnnx 18

Saturday 9 May 2015 22:51

That sucks OP!! You should call them ASAP and let them know what has happened. I hope they get rid of the charges.

TweetAnne 13

Saturday 9 May 2015 22:51

Maybe it's a sign that you should get your master's degree or PHD. Just make sure you go to another school.

sarcasticdevil 5

Saturday 9 May 2015 22:52

They must be charging you for having a degree because your using what they gave you

MidnaLink 33

Saturday 9 May 2015 22:53

"Hi, this is "name", student number X. I already graduated from this institution 2 years ago. Why're you charging me for next semester"? "Duuuhhhhhhh…"