Transportation, Inappropriate, ACAB and Cops: Sigma mindset

Sigma mindset

By Username - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was pulled over for speeding and was shocked that the cop asked me out. Before I could respond, he noticed my wedding ring, said "Nevermind" and then gave me a ticket. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 900

You deserved it 5 637

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Springfield

Today, I was pulled over by a cop. He told me one of my lights was busted, and I couldn't help but point out that one of his was out too. He said, "Thanks, I'll get that fixed right away." then gave me a ticket. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 976

You deserved it 6 829

Sneaky

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Piscataway

Today, I asked a traffic cop if it was okay to park my car briefly in a 'Monday to Friday only' parking spot, since it's Saturday. She politely replied I could. I came back less than ten minutes later, only to find a parking ticket stuck to my windshield. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 484

You deserved it 17 385

Suspect

By Anonymous - 01/08/2009 04:30 - United States

Today, I went for a run. I ended up being tackled by two cops, handcuffed, and dragged to the station with no explanation. Turns out a house nearby had been robbed and the best description they got was, "A man running." I didn't even get an apology. FML

I agree, your life sucks 63 403

You deserved it 2 849

By singlesoon - 25/08/2009 04:26 - Canada

Today, I bailed my soon to be ex-husband out of jail after he'd been arrested for soliciting. Soliciting an undercover cop. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 739

You deserved it 7 152

It's sus to us

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - New Orleans

Today, I got lost, and eventually noticed that I'd passed by the same house a few times. Apparently somebody who lives on that street noticed as well, because the next time I passed by, the police were waiting for me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 436

You deserved it 4 496

By oh why... - 20/12/2013 14:51 - United States

Today, I got a ransom note saying, "We have kidnapped your husband and won't release him unless you postpone the wedding." The wedding is tomorrow and it was in his handwriting. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 454

You deserved it 4 490

Good samaritan

By happyshit - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was driving when I saw someone pulled over on the side of the road. Wanting to help, I pulled over. In so doing, I ran over something that popped my tire. The guy had just pulled over to pee. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 621

You deserved it 6 563

Rough

By aarone23 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was slammed onto my car, thrown on the ground, and arrested for outstanding warrants from 1979. I was born in 1992. FML

I agree, your life sucks 73 301

You deserved it 4 151

Foreshadowing

By JB. - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Somerset

Today, while my husband and I were arguing, he walked away in the middle of my sentence yelling, "Remember babe, you're only my current wife!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 977

You deserved it 5 100

Safe bet

By Hit-and-Run - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Mexico - Juárez

Today, after an extensive talk with a relationship counselor, we concluded that I'm more likely to get run over by a car than be in a stable relationship. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 362

You deserved it 3 283

Doortje 29

Saturday 29 January 2011 12:26

"Today, I broke the law and now I have to pay for it. FML" Nope, no sympathy here.

adidjo 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 12:44

So a cop is misusing his authority. Welcome to America

Comments

perdix 29

Saturday 29 January 2011 13:49

Looks like you are complaining about not getting to say yes to the cop's invitation. It's not worth it to cheat on your husband just to avoid the fine, but when it comes to keeping your insurance rates low, you really ought to ***** it up good!

danielhartlesss 13

Saturday 29 January 2011 14:38

you could easily take that to court and claim harassment for him asking you out. Chances are the policeman will go on suspension and your charge will be dropped.

insanegoldfish 4

Friday 14 December 2012 11:06

That's what I would have done...that's so messed up that the cop did that.

sulitak 27

Sunday 31 March 2013 12:06

and the badge number is on the ticket. simple to complain. Just don't make it about the ticket, make it just the appalling nature of the cop. YDI for the ticket.

RyNo24 4

Saturday 29 January 2011 14:58

ydi for getting married... ha

GreenGecko555 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 21:05

Your kidding right?

miss_cougar 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 15:04

To all those who say the cops just did his job, do you think he was also right to ask her out ? Which means she would not have a ticket then ! And op never said she was about to cheat on her husband, she said she was shocked he asked her out !

mattitucklove01 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 15:07

what a stupid jerk that cop was, no self-respect , trust me your better off with the ticket ! at you can pay for your ticket , god only knows what that cop really wanted! and how he would he made it even !

TheWhiteDemon 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 15:16

actually i think its more that the cop just wanted to get a date and if OP were not married then the cop would not have ticketed them. thus, the fml is about how corrupted the police are