Sigma

By DumbassRoaster - 10/07/2016 19:44 - United States - Fairview

Today, I was woken up by my dad and my dog barking at each other, and my dad yelling, "I am the Alpha male!" FML
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MDoremis 38

He's trying to move up from Beta, obviously.

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Crazyjohnb 23

Well, that's a new way to train a dog.

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shoegoo 5

I heard the best way to be alpha is by playing draven and running it down mid while spamming hehe xd in chat

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sirrubberduckie 35

If you have to go on an angry rant about how you're the alpha... you're probably not the alpha.

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Draveren 11

So... who won? Did someone come out on top? Or the contest is still ongoing and they're still barking at each other?

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RosaMaravillosa 10

oh my, I think you might be my sister! ;)

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Nickimariek 20

I'd be annoyed that he woke me up but I wouldn't care because I'd be laughing too hard. I hope you managed to record that

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DumbassRoaster 22

I couldn't record it because he had woken me up from my much needed sleep. I made sure I told him that what he was doing is ridiculous. Thanks for the publish guys!

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Globrorey 3

Lol I have this argument with my female everyday. I have to tell her that I'm the alpha bitch in the house. Apparently I'm wrong.

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TheLostCauseFML 40

This has to be my new favorite post...

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