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Silver linings

By Username - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got a really bad sunburn on my face while at the lake. Not to worry, though; my friends made me feel better by saying, "It takes the attention away from your acne." FML

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tub944 0

Tuesday 16 August 2011 1:16

"it could be worse, you could be bald and have a big nose" -Patrick Star

RouletteRed 6

Tuesday 16 August 2011 1:14

Im sorry buddy. I hope it heals and doesnt peel. You always gotta wear something when you go out for a long time. It'll heal soon :)

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3daysgracelover 0

Wednesday 17 August 2011 2:36

ouch.

cassi135t 1

Wednesday 17 August 2011 8:43

I know how you feel OP... acne is the worst. Hope it all clears up soon. :) Don't worry, when my acne cleared up my confidence level sky rocketed.

xXxDEviousAngelx 1

Thursday 18 August 2011 4:48

haha! sry! well, the joke is on THEM! once the sunburn gets better, acne pratically disappears! Sun ALWAYS helps acne!

kei1108 13

Thursday 18 August 2011 7:47

put aloe Vera gel and vitamin E on it!!! it helps me a TON! :)

splashyfish99 0

Friday 18 November 2011 6:55

Soak a cloth in cooled coffee and put it on your sunburn for a few minutes. Next day it will be gone or almost gone. Sorry about your burn :(

DCarrasco526 4

Thursday 9 February 2012 21:10

Happened to me at warped tour a couple years ago. The sun actually seemed to burn my horrible acne off me face, until it started oozing yellow puss a week later...not attractive at all

cupcakeb15 9

Monday 7 October 2013 12:58

I know what that feels like. Not the sunburn, but the bad acne. That's why my dermatologist put me on Accutane, and i have very few pimples left.

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