Kids, Competitions and Relatable: Competitive

Competitive

By Crazy mom - 28/02/2023 02:30 - India - Hyderabad

Today, I've been relentlessly refreshing my email. I'm anxious and expecting the results of a competition. It's my preschooler's playdough competition results. What has my life become? FML

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You deserved it 785

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By Bored - 05/04/2023 05:00 - United States

Today, most of my day was spent repeatedly checking to see how well my Reddit posts have been performing as of late. I think I need to find a hobby. FML

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You deserved it 759

By mr.nobody - 16/12/2011 14:59 - Cyprus

Today, after I sent around 300 entries to a competition hosted by a deodorant company where the main prize is a trip to Hawaii, spending around 5 hours sending the entries, I won a deodorant. FML

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You deserved it 36 974

Question time

By Anonymous - 19/06/2021 17:00 - United Kingdom - Swansea

Today, I'm constantly checking my emails to see if any of the jobs have got back to me, but nothing yet. There's this one place I really want to work at, and I've already sent a follow-up email for the job, and it's driving me crazy that I haven't heard anything. What should I do? FML

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You deserved it 233

By Anonymous - 28/07/2009 22:27 - United States

Today, I was supposed to hear back from a major scholarship competition. After months of waiting, during which my parents were convinced I had won, I discovered that my entry had never been received. Apparently the woman I had confirmed with had had a long day, and lied so that she could go home. FML

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You deserved it 2 877

News to me

By Anonymous - 29/11/2021 14:01

Today, I checked my mom's email to track a package I'm waiting to receive. Instead, I found out my mom canceled the order, and that my parents are getting a divorce and have been fighting via email for weeks. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 090

You deserved it 187

By Anonymous - 08/11/2010 05:02 - United States

Today, I went through my spam folder. I found out that I'd received several emails telling me that I have been sending emails containing essays for a class of mine to the wrong address. The term ended yesterday. FML

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You deserved it 12 039

By Mels - 06/01/2014 20:57 - United States - Boston

Today, I found a great recipe for dinner, and emailed it to myself with the subject "Dinner tonight". Hours later, I'd forgotten all about it, opened my emails, saw the subject line, and thought someone was asking me out to dinner. I got really excited until I saw the sender address. FML

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You deserved it 15 728

By dcsunshine - 10/11/2010 05:30 - United States

Today, I was excited to hear that I received three of my grad school recommendations in the mail from a very busy professor. They need to be submitted sealed, and of course, my nosy mom decided to open them. FML

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You deserved it 2 733

By level6 - 23/10/2010 22:11 - United States

Today, after constantly checking my email for a week, I finally got a letter saying that I was accepted to take a test for a job position. The only problem is I was scheduled to test today, eight hours ago. FML

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You deserved it 3 478

Stuck in a rut

By amandanoelle - 09/10/2016 06:42 - United States - Hot Springs National Park

Today, I realized how stagnant my life has become when, while eating some leftover salad with crackers I'd left out the night before, I decided to open some new crackers and put them with the stale, and giggled to myself about the excitement of "cracker roulette." FML

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You deserved it 1 775

Matt S "So it Goes." Trout 7

Tuesday 28 February 2023 9:47

You're being dumb, but you know you're being dumb, and you're being dumb as a result of loving your kid. Also, you're sat hitting refresh and complaining to us, which means you're -not- bothering your kid with the dumb. Brains sometimes produce stupid, being human is like that. Noticing you're thinking stupid and not acting stupid at anybody else is about all we can hope for (and I wish I was better at it). I haven't had enough coffee yet to end this on a joke. I'm sure the other commenters will make up for that.

Yudith 24

Tuesday 28 February 2023 2:48

Whatever the results, tell your child he/she did a great job. It's not easy to be competing this young.

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Yudith 24

Tuesday 28 February 2023 2:48

Whatever the results, tell your child he/she did a great job. It's not easy to be competing this young.

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 28 February 2023 5:19

On the bright side, if your kid loses the competition (anything other than first place), you can put them right to work. They can start making money rather than wasting time trying to shoehorn an education into such a numbskull.