By I don't condome that, babe - 24/07/2014 20:51 - United States - Lutz

Today, I overheard my boyfriend saying to his friends, "I never knew what real contraception was until I saw Laura's face." I'm Laura. FML
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jmfreee 16

Sounds like real contraception is his attitude.

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Meggston 17

That's rude! You should confront him. But as a general rule. Don't date boys who think it's cool to be mean to you for their friends. They're not worth it.

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jmfreee 16

Sounds like real contraception is his attitude.

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mz135 12

Aw I'm sorry OP. He's an asshole! Dump him on his douchebag ass!

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Dallasluver19 14

What a ******.

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LittleBells 17

Yeah, I REALLY hope you dumped his ass, or at least talked it out, because he owes you an explanation. BIG TIME

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Meggston 17

That's rude! You should confront him. But as a general rule. Don't date boys who think it's cool to be mean to you for their friends. They're not worth it.

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Earths_Venus 25

Well, an ugly face can be fixed. An ugly personality can't be. Time for a new boyfriend.

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sassypenguinxox 15

Ugly personalities can b fixed, it is up to the individual himself 2 wanna make that change. As 4 looks, beauty is in the eyes of the beholder. Ppl have diff preferences, but until he changes his act, she does not need 2 b around that type of negativity

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Earths_Venus 25

I could eat scrabble tiles and poop out a more grammatically correct argument than that.

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Meggston 17

I know. And it upsets me. She had a really good point, that was too annoying to read.

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RenoTheRhino 30

Lie to him and say that you're pregnant. Scare him and then dump him.

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BossMindedFemale 20

If he's being an asshole like that, she can play with whatever she wants.

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Kuro_Kamen 12

I'd play that card if I was female under these circumstances

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RenoTheRhino 30

48, she can play with someone else's dick if she wants.

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DanShowsNoMercy 13

At least you know you can sell pictures of your face for that purpose when you're in need of cash.

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RenoTheRhino 30

What purpose is that? That she's ugly, according to her boyfriend? There are a lot of ugly people, so how would she get cash from that?

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belljars 22

Huge dick attitude to compensate for his tiny penis

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dudeman1212 22

Condoms work 97% of the time Ugliness works 100%

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Mauskau 35

That's a lie, there are so many hideous people with children.

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mustang_92 9

Uhm... have you SEEN Honey Boo-boo's mom? Seriously, someone tapped that troll.

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