Family, Weddings, Awkward and Miscellaneous: Sister act

Sister act

By ohsugarxo - 31/08/2009 17:21 - United States

Today, I was at my only sister's wedding. She gave a speech about the person who means the most to her. She said, "She's my favorite sister, who has always been there for me." Being her only sister, I got up to hug her. Turns out she was talking about her slutty sorority sister. FML

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By joyful-not - 26/10/2009 02:27 - United States

Today, my sister got married. For the second time. She's 30. Two men have loved her enough to cry over their vows to her. Every single person there asked me why I wasn't married yet. FML

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Today, I got married. After the ceremony, my sister asked to talk to me. I followed her and she told me that we are no longer related because we don't have the same last name anymore. FML

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By Bridey Bride - 18/04/2022 21:00 - United Kingdom - Preston

Today, my sister looked prettier in her bridesmaid's dress than I did in my wedding dress. I love her to bits, but she won the genetic lottery out of the two of us, so even on my wedding day I feel inferior. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/02/2021 21:30 - United States

Today, while looking through the newspaper, I saw that my sister got married a couple weeks ago. Not only did she not invite me, she "forgot" to mention it yesterday while we were having lunch. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/06/2015 02:48 - Australia - Bankstown

Today, at my sister's wedding, she and I had a plan that she would purposely throw the bouquet to my girlfriend, then I would propose in front of everyone. When the bouquet landed in my girlfriend's lap, she screamed, "Ew, no way" and threw it to someone else. FML

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adelaide_evening 0

Monday 31 August 2009 23:05

Ugh (no pun intended), don't you just hate those sowhority girls.

screwtaylor 0

Monday 31 August 2009 23:10

At least her slutty sorority sister was there for her all those times she was drunk and started ******* some random guy. You were never there, OP. YDI.

Comments

o0ginger0o 7

Tuesday 1 September 2009 1:12

Obviously you and your sister don't relate well to each other and aren't close if you consider the people she is close to to be slutty. Did you have some reason to think that you earned special mention at her wedding? Doesn't sound like it. It's not your sister's fault that you and her aren't on the same page about your relationship.

ithedarkone 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 1:34

Could it be that your not a good sister thats why she said that lol

iGreen_Day 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 1:37

Wowww... Wedding speech fail!

teiso_fml 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 2:11

People are assuming the issue here is that she is closer to her sorority sister than her actual sister. She could be close to both, if she had said, "My best friend" instead of "my favourite sister" it wouldn't be an issue at all. The story here is that her sister thought she was speaking about her and got up to hug her, when she wasn't talking about her at all, leading to embarrassment and awkwardness for all involved. I don't think it was unreasonable of her to think she was talking about her. It was a misunderstanding and the bride should've thought about her wording more.

vostro_candy 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 2:29

Ugh, damn sorostitutes.

joeydboy123 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 2:49

i have a strong feeling that said person isnt really that slutty, rather the OP just threw that in out of revenge/exaggeration and for that ydi. At the same time I could be wrong, but watever

davek 36

Tuesday 1 September 2009 3:07

Are sorority sisters always slutty... or just in a certain kind of movies *wink*

prin_cess8 4

Tuesday 1 September 2009 3:37

um, not really. most of my friends are in sororities as well as myself. we are actually pretty normal. :] i don't know many "slutty sorority girls"... lol. it's just the movies. lol. :]

justmyluck1212 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 3:13

If your her only sister

skullbuster 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 3:31

OP, you get right back out there, find yourself a man, rope him in to a wedding, and then you go ahead and give a misleading speech with a punchline that tells your sister how little she means to you. You'll show her!