Family, Weddings, Awkward and Miscellaneous: Sister act

Sister act

By ohsugarxo - 31/08/2009 17:21 - United States

Today, I was at my only sister's wedding. She gave a speech about the person who means the most to her. She said, "She's my favorite sister, who has always been there for me." Being her only sister, I got up to hug her. Turns out she was talking about her slutty sorority sister. FML

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By onlychild - 12/04/2014 06:22 - United States

Today, my sister is working on her graduation speech. She gives her thanks to one friend for helping support her through school, like, "The sister I never had". FML

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By chumpslolo - 25/07/2013 10:55 - United States - Vandalia

Today, my sister backed out of my wedding because it was becoming too much about me. After I begged her to reconsider, I had no choice but to pick a new bridesmaid. When my new bridesmaid posted on Facebook how excited she was, my sister commented, "See, you made HER feel special." FML

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By Uhh - 13/06/2011 16:12 - United States

Today, I was at my sister's wedding reception. My boyfriend of 3 years decided to give a toast to the happy couple. He was drunk and confessed his undying love to my sister. FML

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By joyful-not - 26/10/2009 02:27 - United States

Today, my sister got married. For the second time. She's 30. Two men have loved her enough to cry over their vows to her. Every single person there asked me why I wasn't married yet. FML

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By Noname - 08/03/2009 13:34 - United Kingdom

Today, my brother had his fiancée over to meet the whole family. We were having a great time with her, and my mother gushed to her that she was like the daughter she never had. I'm her daughter. FML

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By MissAggravared - 19/11/2014 08:27 - United States - Meridian

Today, I met my sister's fiancé. I would have been happier for her if he hadn't been mine a month ago when I introduced them. FML

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By Its_Sinon - 12/11/2015 08:38 - United States - Oceanside

Today, I got married. After the ceremony, my sister asked to talk to me. I followed her and she told me that we are no longer related because we don't have the same last name anymore. FML

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The best day of your life

By Bridey Bride - 18/04/2022 21:00 - United Kingdom - Preston

Today, my sister looked prettier in her bridesmaid's dress than I did in my wedding dress. I love her to bits, but she won the genetic lottery out of the two of us, so even on my wedding day I feel inferior. FML

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Outcast

By Anonymous - 22/02/2021 21:30 - United States

Today, while looking through the newspaper, I saw that my sister got married a couple weeks ago. Not only did she not invite me, she "forgot" to mention it yesterday while we were having lunch. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/06/2015 02:48 - Australia - Bankstown

Today, at my sister's wedding, she and I had a plan that she would purposely throw the bouquet to my girlfriend, then I would propose in front of everyone. When the bouquet landed in my girlfriend's lap, she screamed, "Ew, no way" and threw it to someone else. FML

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adelaide_evening 0

Monday 31 August 2009 23:05

Ugh (no pun intended), don't you just hate those sowhority girls.

screwtaylor 0

Monday 31 August 2009 23:10

At least her slutty sorority sister was there for her all those times she was drunk and started ******* some random guy. You were never there, OP. YDI.

Comments

colonel_crunk 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 0:16

Harsh

AfroJesus 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 0:20

Goddam racists...

allmidnighteyes 10

Tuesday 1 September 2009 0:20

She was there to hold her head while she was hungover, puking and crying into a toilet. She was there when she wanted to experiment. She was there to run to Planned Parenthood to get her Plan B pills the morning after. What were YOU there for?

CheshireHalli 19

Tuesday 1 September 2009 0:26

I can see why it hurt though... She said her favorite sister, so the OP must have thought "I'm her only sister, so it must be me..." OUCH. FYL.

lifeislife_fml 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 0:45

I'd say it's an FML just because the sister said "favorite sister" and not "sorority sister". It's natural that the OP thought she was being called up.

p89hg69 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 0:48

yea, i hate ppl who "REPLY TO THE FIRST COMMENT"

p89hg69 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 0:50

also, ydi for being self-centered at yer sis' wedding, gross dood

hehe_oops 2

Tuesday 1 September 2009 0:50

ouch would your sister not of thought that maybe her real sister would think she's talking about her?

p89hg69 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 0:55

"I'd say it's an FML just because the sister said "favorite sister" and not "sorority sister". It's natural that the OP thought she was being called up." failure argument and here's why, if indeed she said "fav sis" merely using the adjective or whatever it is "fav" is enough to raise suspicion that maybe, just maybe, the OP isn't the only person in the worl' her sibling considers to be her sister