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By Anonymous - 23/04/2009 13:25 - United States

Today, I parked downtown for a few minutes to pick up a pizza. As I was getting out of my car, a sketchy guy came up and asked me for $5. I told him to get lost and walked away. I walked back to the lot with my pizza and my car was gone. The sketchy guy was a parking attendant. He had my car towed. FML

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By hunnybaby0319 - 02/10/2010 22:07 - United States

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By mickstinator - 25/06/2009 15:37 - United States

Today, I was parking my car outside of my apartment, but the big truck next to the spot went over the line. I squeezed in anyway. Later, I discovered the truck had left and someone keyed my car. They left a note saying, "Good parking job, asshole." FML

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By rosemary - 11/05/2017 18:00

Today, we paid to park in a lot in the city. Hours later, we returned to find our car booted. Apparently the guy that took our money didn't work there. We're stuck three states away from home. FML

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By SenescentSouthernBoy - 17/08/2009 08:42 - United States

Today, I borrowed a roommate's car to get groceries. I came out to find the car stolen. I called the cops, and the responding officer took the info and drove me home to give the roomie the bad news in person. 15 minutes later, they found the car. I'd parked it on the opposite side of the lot. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2013 03:04

Today, I walked to work. I later discovered that my husband had parked my car in a no-parking area. My job is towing cars. I had to tow my own car. FML

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uhhuh_her 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 20:02

I'm sure he tried to tell you what he was doing and you just didn't listen. YDI I hope that pizza tasted good while you were sitting on the curb.

poopooface 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 20:04

Seems kinda weird... a "Sketchy" guy would ASK for $5? You'd think they'd explain first and then tell you the price - if any. I would've thought it'd be up to the customer to leave some sort of tip for parking attendance... ... HMM.

Comments

juturnaamo 29

Thursday 20 May 2010 7:25

First day in the big city? parking lots downtown are never free, the pizza place just leased a little store front, they don't own the parking lot.

CRrawsum 7

Friday 16 July 2010 17:46

YDI, even if he was just a regular person, you didnt have to dismiss him like that. RUDE D:

xGabri3L 3

Wednesday 28 July 2010 4:46

You dick lol

Ninabug28 5

Wednesday 27 April 2011 21:31

Always be nice to strangers! FYL

haniam16 6

Tuesday 12 July 2011 2:02

u COULD have been nicer! YDI

flooger101 6

Wednesday 12 October 2011 10:06

Yep. Living proof that karma is a b****! haha

Lovechild09 5

Friday 4 November 2011 4:25

you didnt have to be so rude! thats why i hate city people. you could of said you had no cash!

PhishloverA 14

Saturday 18 August 2012 1:28

It was kind of rude to respond like that. You should've asked why he wanted or needed $5. I still voted FYL though

JokersHQ 21

Saturday 3 August 2013 11:49

It sounds like a bit of miscommunication right there. Even you we're trying to keep your hard earned money out of someone else's hands, especially trying to get a free 5$, you shouldn't always judge someone by their appearance. But then again, he should have explained himself to you as we'll and/or you should have asked what the 5$ was for.