Skittish

By mack - 25/10/2009 08:54 - Canada

Today, I went to a "haunted" theme park. Actors had been trying to scare me the whole night. I was waiting by an outdoor heater for my friend when a hand came out of nowhere close to my face. I screamed at the top of my lungs, but it was only some chick wanting to warm her hands by the heater. FML
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Sensory deprivation

By Trisha - 07/10/2023 10:00 - United States

Today, I went to a theme park with my friends. I was excited to ride the rollercoasters, but just as we were about to get on the biggest one, I realized I'd had left my glasses in the car. I can't see shit without them, but I decided to go on the ride anyway. I spent the entire time screaming in terror while my friends laughed, while I couldn't see a thing. FML
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McA513M 0

Haha, I would have done the same thing!!

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misspeg 0

that would be funny if OP is a guy. doing a loud girly scream at the top of his lungs lol

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Expertfail 0

'Came out of nowhere'. Really? Surely you would have noticed if someone was within an arm's reach of you!?

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ScaryPants3 0

Not always, she might have been really zoned out. I've had similar stuff happen. :o

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dacho 7

Or in other words: Sometimes I can't be scared, but sometimes I'm easily scared. **** my life. :(

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Cat135 0

hhahaaa that's funny.

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Incubuss 0

So? How is this FML worthy? There should be a button saying "Who gives a shit?"

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alleyes 0

I agree, this is one of those stories your annoying friend tells you excitedly. Then, Nobody laughs. FML is going down hill fast.

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liveBabylon 0

I know I've put some gnarley FMLS on here, like they really have scared me for life. But they weren't even posted :( FML

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fukUmane 0

i'm mad i wasted my time reading it so now u wasted your time reading this BEYOTCH!!!

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misspeg 0

that would be funny if OP is a guy. doing a loud girly scream at the top of his lungs lol

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I_Deserved_It 8

Maybe the OP is, what kind of woman refers to other women as "chicks"?

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JuuChan 3

I'm a chick and I refer to other chicks as chicks. WTF?

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ghadir 2

yeah i was wondering that tooo..i've never called another girl a chick..

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ScaryPants3 0

That is sort of funny, but then again I agree with Incubuss. It's not that great of a fml if it really counts at all.

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blland 0

Hey, ticket well worth it!

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mandadnam 0

thats SO funny!! not quite an FML but still hilarious

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