Skittish

By mack - 25/10/2009 08:54 - Canada

Today, I went to a "haunted" theme park. Actors had been trying to scare me the whole night. I was waiting by an outdoor heater for my friend when a hand came out of nowhere close to my face. I screamed at the top of my lungs, but it was only some chick wanting to warm her hands by the heater. FML
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Sensory deprivation

By Trisha - 07/10/2023 10:00 - United States

Today, I went to a theme park with my friends. I was excited to ride the rollercoasters, but just as we were about to get on the biggest one, I realized I'd had left my glasses in the car. I can't see shit without them, but I decided to go on the ride anyway. I spent the entire time screaming in terror while my friends laughed, while I couldn't see a thing. FML
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McA513M 0

Haha, I would have done the same thing!!

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misspeg 0

that would be funny if OP is a guy. doing a loud girly scream at the top of his lungs lol

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moo_cows_go_murr 0

fright nights was sooo awesomee i was there the same day as you :)

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xshinexbrite96xx 0

ok that made me laugh SO HARD for two seconds then i got bored.

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TheWayILovedYou 0

Not FML worthy.

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vanzza 0

ZOMG fright night! PNE right? Lol when U was in the haunted house I would wait in the corner and scare people :D

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majorbob10 0

A similar thing happened to me. I was playing the FEAR 2 demo, and I was perfectly fine, until my friend, who was watching, farted. I went ballistic XD

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