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Skittish

By mack - 25/10/2009 08:54 - Canada

Today, I went to a "haunted" theme park. Actors had been trying to scare me the whole night. I was waiting by an outdoor heater for my friend when a hand came out of nowhere close to my face. I screamed at the top of my lungs, but it was only some chick wanting to warm her hands by the heater. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/10/2009 00:40 - United States

Today, I was working a haunted house. I have a really good spot where I hide and scare people. This really hot guy was walking up, and I jumped out and screamed. He punched me in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2010 23:56 - Canada

Today, I went into a haunted house. Around 30 seconds into the adventure, I couldn't stop screaming at the top of my lungs from all of the scares. Suddenly, the little girl ahead of me, who was all by herself, turned around and told me to "suck it up and grow a pair, loser." FML

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By Flutie - 27/10/2017 22:00

Today, I went to a haunted house with my fiancé. A few minutes in, I saw someone following us so I turned and screamed. She ran off and my fiancé explained that she wasn't an actor, just a lady with a pigment disorder. I can never go back there again. FML

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By Ariel_Mariaa - 04/11/2011 23:25 - Canada

Today, I went to see the latest Paranormal Activity movie with my mother. We were terrified and held hands at one point. The person sitting behind us thought it would be hilarious to abruptly scream into my mother's ear. She reacted by flailing and driving her arm straight into my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2010 21:44 - Canada

Today, l was crouched on the ground in the doorway at a haunted mansion. It's part of my job here to scare the people passing by. A 12 year-old girl walked by, I grabbed her leg, and she kicked me in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2013 04:35 - United States - Grand Prairie

Today, I went to a haunted house with the girl I like, thinking that she would get scared and turn to me for comfort. I ended up running out, and was put on the Wall of Shame. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2018 22:00

Today, I went to a haunted hayride with my crush and friends. I got scared and screamed so he put his arm around me and hugged me. I took this as a good sign and leaned in. Turns out his friend was handing him something and he wasn't putting his arm around me. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/02/2010 08:23 - France

Today, I was working as a clown (Pennywise) in a haunted maze. A bunch of drunk guys came in and started breaking props. I decided to stay still and follow through with the scare. I ended up getting kicked in a very sensitive area. The security guard just laughed. FML

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Sensory deprivation

By Trisha - 07/10/2023 10:00 - United States

Today, I went to a theme park with my friends. I was excited to ride the rollercoasters, but just as we were about to get on the biggest one, I realized I'd had left my glasses in the car. I can't see shit without them, but I decided to go on the ride anyway. I spent the entire time screaming in terror while my friends laughed, while I couldn't see a thing. FML

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Got a little a carried away there, Skippy

By Anonymous - 31/10/2019 14:00 - Canada

Today, one of the houses had actors with chainsaws. I ran away screaming and slammed into a wall. So much for being macho this Halloween. FML

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McA513M 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 16:31

Haha, I would have done the same thing!!

misspeg 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 16:49

that would be funny if OP is a guy. doing a loud girly scream at the top of his lungs lol

Comments

Dooms_day 5

Monday 26 October 2009 2:01

lol thats funny, fyl cause the girl probably thinks ur a weirdo

epikz 0

Monday 26 October 2009 5:02

bc.. fright night im guessing?!!

patchery 0

Monday 26 October 2009 6:37

Yay, everybody's from Vancouver!! I'm excited for fright night 2009...last year was rad. :)

PublicEnemy961 0

Monday 26 October 2009 7:10

Fright nights too effin busy on weekends. Go on the weekdays.

Ninjaface 0

Monday 26 October 2009 8:22

That must have been one scary looking hand. Oh well, not everyone can be a hand model.

Srain 0

Monday 26 October 2009 9:50

AHAHAHAHA. I do that all the time. I'm the kind of person that can watch the scariest horror movies but screams at the top of her voice when the bread pops out of the toaster.

giganticbrain 0

Monday 26 October 2009 11:26

Cool story bro.

B_McG 0

Monday 26 October 2009 18:27

Fright Nights was awesome this year! One of the asylum actors was hitting on my friend, that friend was hitting on a werewolf actor, Singe the Clown was planning on eating my unborn child (even though I'm not pregnant? awwkard.) Annnd a friend scared one of the actors by saying she has H1N1.