Health: Slippin'

Slippin'

By kerdersty - 30/05/2011 03:27 - Canada

Today, I was snowboarding when a skier cut me off, resulting in me colliding with a 12 year-old girl. The girl was totally fine, and I was alright except for a slight nose bleed. I apologized to the girl, then her mom hit me over the back with a ski pole as I snowboarded away. FML

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You deserved it 3 785

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By bad luck skier - 30/12/2013 20:28 - United States - Albany

Today, I went skiing. On the first run of the day, a little girl came out of nowhere and crashed into me. I was fine, but she was hurt, so I called the ski patrol. She told him that I deliberately hit her, and got me kicked out. I was there for 10 minutes. I paid for all day. FML

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You deserved it 3 498

Show off

By badluck_jean - 17/01/2015 13:54 - France

Today, at a ski resort, I tried to impress an attractive girl on the slopes and failed, horribly. I ended up with a mild concussion and some serious cuts after tripping, tumbling and hitting my head against the ground. I don't think she was impressed. FML

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You deserved it 11 124

SK8 OR DIE

By Anonymous - 15/03/2022 02:00

Today, while skating to school, I got hit by a car, In front of the school. I went flying and everyone saw. The girl who hit me only said, "Oops, didn't see you." FML

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You deserved it 120

By hoser - 21/02/2010 10:01 - Canada

Today, I went skiing. Trying to show off to some inexperienced skiers, I flew past them at my top speed, a bracket snapped off my boot and I slid on my face for about 30 metres. FML

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You deserved it 37 165

The Laws of Attraction

By mhogan - 10/03/2020 21:00 - Canada

Today, I was skiing and crashed into a tree. It was the only tree on the slope. FML

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You deserved it 537

By Skier - 29/01/2010 02:01 - Canada

Today, I was skiing really fast and there was a sign saying 'Slow Down'. Feeling rather good about myself I decided to jump over the sign. Whilst jumping, however, I caught my ski tips on the sign and went face first into the ground. Hard. FML

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You deserved it 55 545

By bitchyskier - 26/02/2011 21:36 - United States

Today, while waiting in line for the ski lift, the lady behind me kept stepping on my skis. Annoyed, I turned around and shouted at her "Get the f*ck off my skis!" Just as the last word escaped my mouth, I noticed that my skis were crossed and it was actually me stepping on them. FML

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You deserved it 63 775

By Anonymous - 27/02/2011 05:07 - United States

Today, I started lessons on snowboarding. As soon as I got to the top of the hill, my instructor pushed me saying, "Just believe, it'll come to you!" He said this just before I hit a tree, breaking my nose. FML

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You deserved it 3 435

Slippery season

By Anonymous - 08/01/2023 15:00 - United States

Today, I accidentally slipped on a wet floor at my local mall after copious amounts of snow. There was no sign. I accidentally hit a lady trying to help me when falling backwards and gave her a bloody nose. I am now banned from the mall for two weeks and told I was lucky she didn’t press charges. FML

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You deserved it 896

By milkndstufff - 07/03/2011 00:50 - United States

Today, I went snowboarding and fell backwards, hitting my head on a patch of ice. When I got home, I told my brother I thought I might have a concussion. He told me I should be a man and suck it, swiftly smacking my head, causing me to pass out. FML

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You deserved it 3 627

malpalll 0

Monday 30 May 2011 8:55

what the ****. some people have absolutely no self control.

lGreenspanl 2

Monday 30 May 2011 8:56

You should have let out a roar and then ran at the mother with a face full of blood.

Comments

stroudie94 9

Monday 30 May 2011 9:38

create a gigantic ball of snow and run her over with it. (make sure she is running down hill, for maximum impact).

LowLives 9

Monday 30 May 2011 9:39

if I was the OP I would not take that if that stupid woman was a good parent she would have seen what really went on how dare she lay a hand on anyone I would have called the authorities on her

twogood2betrue 0

Thursday 2 June 2011 2:19

your scary...

Keyman1212 14

Monday 30 May 2011 9:41

I would say sue her but that's the American way. You have free health care or something like that, go to the doctor for the obvious head trauma she's caused.

cniggs 0

Monday 30 May 2011 15:52

we dont have free healthcare though

Keyman1212 14

Monday 30 May 2011 18:52

Well the propaganda in America seems to say otherwise 

BritSkits 22

Wednesday 4 February 2015 19:50

Dude, it's Canada, not the UK

duma191 21

Friday 11 December 2015 6:26

The health care here is only free if you don't work. mine costs $164 a month.

YeloHaus 0

Monday 30 May 2011 9:43

What's a pederast, Walter?

HannahLouise96 13

Monday 30 May 2011 9:53

The hell? Somebody needs to calm down.

NYBellz 0

Monday 30 May 2011 10:06

wish this was taped n on YouTube

m0rgana 0

Monday 30 May 2011 10:11

what I always tell my friends is if there child gets hurt they'll learn not to do it agin but this time I would say if the mom gets hurt shell learn not to do it agin you should have socked her in the jaw for that move.