Miscellaneous: Today, my teacher was giving a lecture about human genetics and...

By biggmouth - 26/03/2009 22:44 - United States

Today, my teacher was giving a lecture about human genetics and how they are passed on to children. She projected a large picture of a baby on to the screen in the front of the room. I then joked about how this ugly baby must have some very unattractive parents. It was her baby. FML

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By krt - 03/10/2010 23:29 - United States

Today, my dad found the ugliest picture my mom has ever taken. I show it to her laughing. She said it looks like me. I looked again and it kind of does. FML

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By whotouchedyou1 - 26/08/2014 02:37 - United States - Cypress

Today, while my teacher was demonstrating how to use the ultrasound equipment, we all figured out that I'm pregnant. FML

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By sciencenat - 14/01/2016 06:36 - France - V?lizy-villacoublay

Today, as a natural science teacher, I was drawing a uterus on the class chalkboard. One of my students started messing around and being noisy, so I shouted, "Be quiet and check out my uterus!" FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2014 15:26 - Canada - Sackville

Today, my biology professor was giving a lecture to everyone and used me as an example. For what? Traits men are repulsed by in potential mates. FML

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By mat - 21/01/2009 06:02 - France

Today, me and my family watched the video of my birth. In the video, when my mother sees me for the first time, she says "God he's ugly!" FML

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By brob56 - 23/04/2009 03:11 - United States

Today, I was talking to my hot neighbor. We were in the driveway of her house, and I looked at her car and noticed a hideous dummy. It was fat and just ugly, but I didn't think much of it. I tried to make a joke and asked, "Where did you get that awful thing?" She said, "That's my daughter". FML

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By Mr. Shawzy - 14/01/2009 13:09 - Canada

Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2009 13:39 - United States

Today, I was participating in an exercise in my psychology class to describe this horrible looking person I had never seen before and I described the person as a "rebellious, drug dealing, lowlife". The person in that picture turned out to be my teacher. FML

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By pencilskirt - 22/03/2019 00:00

Today, at school, one of my students confidently told me that I "wasn't hiding my baby bump very well anymore." I'm not pregnant. Just fat, apparently. FML

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By Acu7519 - 16/04/2018 15:00

Today, at my job as a 2nd grade teacher, I was explaining to my students how I'm pregnant and will have to take a break from teaching after I have my baby. One of my students replied with "Ooooooooohhh Ms. Johnson had sex!" FML

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Serial 2

Friday 27 March 2009 2:06

you should of said like..."well, i guess i was right"

Aoeu 0

Friday 27 March 2009 2:04

Wow, good going.

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Aoeu 0

Friday 27 March 2009 2:04

Wow, good going.

hellokittywhore 0

Tuesday 10 August 2010 1:45

ikr?? XD like number one said good going. but I'd probably say the same frickin thing. >_€ think before you talk!!!!

Enchiladattack 11

Sunday 2 November 2014 8:52

Honestly, does anyone consider that the dumb shit they say might be offensive to someone?

bipolarchipmunk 0

Friday 27 March 2009 2:06

....pour...acid...on....your....face!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

s_a1093 0

Friday 27 March 2009 2:06

that's extremely rude! you shouldn't say things like that about any body's child ! i'm sure you were one ugly ass baby !

ryguy997 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 5:35

3 is a hypocrite.

YUMMYFRENCHFRIES 16

Saturday 20 July 2013 8:26

I WASN'T :D

pxnicatthedisco 12

Sunday 24 April 2016 7:47

late as hell, but I think all babies are ugly tbh.

pxnicatthedisco 12

Sunday 24 April 2016 7:47

late as hell, but I think all babies are ugly tbh.

ZombieSlaya115 17

Monday 22 August 2016 0:39

I was 4 months later then you lol.

Serial 2

Friday 27 March 2009 2:06

you should of said like..."well, i guess i was right"

gangstabby01 0

Friday 27 March 2009 2:07

way. to go. genius.

hugh_jepenis 0

Friday 27 March 2009 2:08

lmfao were u right?

ElzhiPreface 0

Friday 27 March 2009 2:09

..... it happens don't worry

jesseheath 0

Friday 27 March 2009 2:10

you sir... are an asshole. i wouldve done the same thing tho.

wifey93emilyrose 0

Wednesday 19 January 2011 2:31

that means u and this kid r assholes.

versammlung 0

Friday 27 March 2009 2:11

lmao @ #4. And props to the OP. Way to be! :P

mf_fml 0

Friday 27 March 2009 2:12

whenever one calls a baby ugly, bad things ALWAYS happen.

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