Slipping up

By FastFlight - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my daughter used Pledge to clean the wooden staircase. I found out when I tried to walk down them in socks. FML
I agree, your life sucks 48 773
You deserved it 5 147
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aback 4

Either her heart was in the right place, or it really, really wasn't.

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xNatsuki 0

Ouch. At least she does more than other kids these days.

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xNatsuki 0

Ouch. At least she does more than other kids these days.

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danyfuckinheatle 0

bam bam bam bam bam bam. that's you falling down the stairs. SECOND!!!

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mrd10 0

I clean my room vaccume the house mow the lawn do the dishes and help out with my 3 year old brother so shove your "she does more then other kids these days up" your ass!

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leonlee2002 10

96, *vacuum. Evidently you don't study.

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Brah_fml 0

hahahahahaah I did that the other day!!!!!

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wink568 0

Me too! My sister used pledge on the stairs at my parent's house. And I was carrying a pizza, so not only did I hurt all over, I had to wash my clothes because I had pizza all over.

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augustdanielle 0

Pledge is used to clean furniture and what not (:

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aback 4

Either her heart was in the right place, or it really, really wasn't.

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lmpinto 0

Remember not all of your readers have pledge available in their markets. I, for instance, have no idea what it is - I just know that it is a cleaning product. What's wrong with that?

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Evilbeagle 0

It's used to polish wooden surfaces. I haven't looked to see where you are, but if you are in the UK, think Mr. Sheen. Pledge tends to make surfaces REALLY slick, and I totally feel sorry for the OP.

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Evilbeagle 0

I'm so going to have to look for it. Love the stuff.

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zebrapattern 6

original poster

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pisser27 0

It's obvious what you have to do. You have to sell your daughter.

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lingfeng 0

Lol, this made me laugh.

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Tripodi 0

lmao haha, this is funny

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patray_angel 0

Well, that sucks, but at least she tried to help around the house.

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shananigans 0

So... What, you fell down the stairs? Pledge makes things slippery? I did not know this (At least, this is what I assume happened...?)

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BigdipperFML 0

Haha. I love this one. I love OP's username also.

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