Slipping up
By FastFlight - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By FastFlight - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
bam bam bam bam bam bam. that's you falling down the stairs. SECOND!!!
second? wow you troll.
96, *vacuum. Evidently you don't study.
At least she tried, right?
Either her heart was in the right place, or it really, really wasn't.
Remember not all of your readers have pledge available in their markets. I, for instance, have no idea what it is - I just know that it is a cleaning product. What's wrong with that?
It's used to polish wooden surfaces. I haven't looked to see where you are, but if you are in the UK, think Mr. Sheen. Pledge tends to make surfaces REALLY slick, and I totally feel sorry for the OP.
I'm sure we get pledge here too
I'm so going to have to look for it. Love the stuff.
Oblivious penguins
So... What, you fell down the stairs? Pledge makes things slippery? I did not know this (At least, this is what I assume happened...?)
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Either her heart was in the right place, or it really, really wasn't.
Ouch. At least she does more than other kids these days.