Accident, Painful and Kids: Slipping up

I thought the staircase was a book case for a while then I thought the op was trying to walk on the bookcase on his hands with socks on them I fail...

l3allin_all_day 0

Wednesday 7 April 2010 20:52

she owes you many sammiches

ilovejonathan13 0

Saturday 24 July 2010 9:03

hey, at least she cleaned right? (:

zendaddy0 0

Thursday 25 November 2010 16:02

theres somthing called a handrail most staircases have them

DreBeezy 9

Sunday 23 October 2011 3:25

Oh sweet jesus.........

ibforever 3

Tuesday 27 March 2012 1:15

That hurts like hell!!!

ibforever 3

Tuesday 27 March 2012 1:15

That hurts like hell!!!

gage54 9

Monday 15 February 2016 9:56

I put that shit on my rooms hardwood floors once and made an ice skating rink

moderatoraccount 6

Monday 16 May 2016 21:17

Hey

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