Slow down

By Anonymous - 04/11/2020 17:01 - Canada

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Today, after months of ultrasounds and blood tests, I found out that the pain I've been feeling in my ovaries is actually just sore muscles from flicking my bean every night. FML
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Marcella1016 31

What’s up with the YDI votes? Sucks she had to shell out all that time and money over something that turned out to be sore muscles. But OP at least you have your peace of mind! Flick away and think of how ripped your ovaries are gonna be (as in muscular. Slow down if you’re actually causing damage).

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jbuckets_404 38

One that's always in too much pain to ever have sex with you? That sounds like a win for her partner-wise.

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genuinegoodguy 9

Nothing wrong at all then 😁

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jbuckets_404 38

One that's always in too much pain to ever have sex with you? That sounds like a win for her partner-wise.

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BurnInDemonFire 34

I never thought I'd say this to a woman, but you need to ********** less.

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jobekka 20

my teacher told my class at least once a week, that you could never do it to often. it was very awkward for a bunch of 13 year olds.

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RichardPencil 30

I'll bet she said "too," or she would have been a crap teacher!

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jbuckets_404 38

Maybe "often" is the name that she gave her hoo-ha.

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bobsanction 18

Just how damn hard are you flicking it?

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jbuckets_404 38

Flicking it too hard would be painful. She's flicking it for too long (per elapsed time) per session too frequently.

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revolutionbabe 15

stretch before you ******. It wont hurt as much. and get a air pulse toy.

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jbuckets_404 38

Stretch which muscles in which joints and limbs?

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Marcella1016 31

Why do they call it “flicking” the bean? Shouldn’t it be “rubbing the bean” or even “rubbing one out” to borrow from male terminology? Or...wait am I doing it wrong?

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jbuckets_404 38

Try using as many different motions with varying amounts of pressure as possible until you find your favorites!

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Marcella1016 31

What’s up with the YDI votes? Sucks she had to shell out all that time and money over something that turned out to be sore muscles. But OP at least you have your peace of mind! Flick away and think of how ripped your ovaries are gonna be (as in muscular. Slow down if you’re actually causing damage).

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jbuckets_404 38

Ovaries themselves don't have muscles.

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Kea O'Callaghan 3

Maybe this is just me being paranoid after a whole line of BS gynecologists refused to take me seriously because of non-standard PCOS symptoms, but it smells like “female hysteria” category phooey to me. Get another opinion. And then a third, just to be sure.

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