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By toelie - 03/03/2018 19:00

Today, at 6 weeks pregnant, I went to the ER in the middle of the night for severe abdominal pain, fearing an ectopic pregnancy. Turns out it was just a wayward turd. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2015 15:42 - Belgium

Today, what started with me forcing a shit a little too hard ended up with me being rushed to the hospital with appendicitis. FML

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What is happening to me?

By Anonymous - 14/10/2022 22:00

Today, my son was up at 3:00 am crying due to excruciatingly severe pain in his groin. I took him to the ER. After nine hours consisting of two different hospitals, an ambulance ride, a CAT scan, an ultrasound, and possible appendicitis, the surgeon finally said he was just constipated. FML

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Better out than in

By Anonymous - 20/05/2020 02:00

Today, I had the most excruciating pain I've ever felt in my lower right abdomen. I was doubled over and vomiting it hurt so bad. After going to the E.R., thinking it was my appendix and getting checked in, I let out the biggest most rancid fart in my life and the pain immediately went away. FML

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By Sam - 09/01/2018 19:00

Today, I had debilitating stomach cramps and told my mom, but she said she was too tired to take me to the ER. I had appendicitis. Thanks Mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2011 00:22 - United States

Today, I was at my doctor's office. I thought I had a kidney stone. Turns out I'm pregnant and I have a kidney stone. FML

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The bed is lava

By for better or for farts - 06/08/2020 23:01

Today, my very pregnant wife woke up in bed, grabbing her stomach and writhing in pain. Worried that the baby might be in distress, I asked her what was wrong. She gasped then let out what can only be described as a river of hot liquid shit all over herself and my legs. We both cried. FML

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Science has gone too far

By Amanda - 15/09/2021 13:00 - United States - Greenbrier

Today, I went in for a full hysterectomy due to medical issues. I came out being 6 weeks pregnant. FML

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By fulloshit - 28/11/2010 02:17 - United States

Today, I woke up with extreme stomach pains. After being rushed to the hospital and having numerous tests performed, I was told my intestines were over-stretched with stool. I'm essentially so full of shit it hurts. FML

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By blehh - 14/04/2009 20:40 - United States

Today, I had horrible pains in my stomach area so I went to the doctors. They couldn't find anything wrong and sent me to the Emergency Room for X-rays. After spending the entire day in the hospital, they tell me I'm slightly constipated. I had to pay $400 to find out I had to take a shit. FML

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The weirdos are reproducing

By pregz - 25/04/2013 00:18 - United States - Vancouver

Today, while grocery shopping, I was having such terrible abdominal pains I could hardly walk. As I'm 8 months pregnant, I told my husband we should head home. He thought a better idea was to run through the store and hide from me, hoping to induce labor by making me chase him. FML

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ARISKomuniszt 24

Saturday 3 March 2018 21:10

wait... How is that an FML? I mean, surely it'd be good it wasn't anything too serious...

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 3 March 2018 20:04

Wayward Turd? Well, at least your child has a nickname already!

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BTK4399 14

Saturday 3 March 2018 19:26

Well atleast you’re ok

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 3 March 2018 20:04

Wayward Turd? Well, at least your child has a nickname already!

Lobby_Bee 17

Saturday 3 March 2018 20:09

Sounds like your baby is messing around with your shit. Smack your belly to discipline.

manb91uk 22

Sunday 4 March 2018 2:00

For the love of God, get snipped, or tied... Whatever it takes to stop your IQ level from multiplying

ARISKomuniszt 24

Saturday 3 March 2018 21:10

wait... How is that an FML? I mean, surely it'd be good it wasn't anything too serious...

bigdaddyeric 35

Sunday 4 March 2018 6:06

Very cool avatar!

ARISKomuniszt 24

Sunday 4 March 2018 11:30

Eh, thanks!

_ali__cat_ 14

Saturday 3 March 2018 21:50

Oh girl I feel your pain. I've been having ectopic pregnancy scares all month so every strong cramp is terrifying. You were being smart getting checked out don't feel bad. It's a very serious and life threatening thing.

Rabite 28

Saturday 3 March 2018 22:02

I feel you. I had a comparable problem once but without being pregnant. First you are relieved that everything is fine but then you start to feel so damn stupid. Especially when your doctor has this look on her/his face.

tranced_ 45

Saturday 3 March 2018 23:24

Check your diet, eat healthy and stay healthy:))

Marta Perlicka 13

Sunday 4 March 2018 1:14

Honestly I think you are very lucky to have never gone through ectopic pregnancy. Unfortunately I was one of the unlucky women who had to go through such loss. The physical pain is not as bad as the mental and pain of losing a baby. I wish you and your baby all the best.