By stoolgal - 23/09/2016 06:19 - United States - Yukon

Today, I found out after a lot of panic and a visit to the gynecologist that the lump in my vagina isn't cancer. I was just constipated. FML
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kirbo2 21

Good thing it wasn't cancer

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Steffi 26

Constipation can push into the walls of the ******, creating a bump.

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mfmylifesrsly 29

I've actually had a similar experience. I didn't think it was cancer, though. It was when I was 14 and start exploring my body and felt a bump, I pushed on it and immediately knew what it was since I felt the pressure in my colon lol. Be glad it wasn't cancer, OP!

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KrDizzy 16

My mom had one. Took 3 days to get me out.

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SpankyRaven 31

The rectovaginal septum (or fascia of Otto) is the thin tissue (fascia) between the bowel and the ******. It's quite easy to feel if a woman is constipated while doing a vaginal examination, it feels lumpy and bumpy. Many many years ago some doctors would do a rectal examination to check dilation during labour, particularly if the baby's head was in an odd presentation. The tissue is so thin that they could feel the cervix through the bowel wall. Thankfully they no longer do that. There is another thing I was going to mention, but I've probably told you more than you wanted to know anyway.

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PhoenixChick 26

Well, I know I found that fascinating. I was wondering how this worked. I'm kinda embarrassed how little I know about the human body.

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KrDizzy 16

Not really. The two areas are right next to each other. It makes sense, actually.

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quailpower 2

People that are confused, someone with weak pelvic muscles and or severe constipation can get a lump in their ****** where the stool presses into the ******.

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soodytheboi 23

Well, shit happens. Not there, though... Or it shouldn't, anyway...

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RichardPencil 30

I thought that was called an Alaska Pipeline or an Alabama Hot Pocket. I guess I shouldn't use Urban Dictionary as my source of medical knowledge.

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why57why 21

Alaskan pipeline is when you shit in a condom put it in the freezer and then use it as a *****.

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sw2f2fchik612 12

Do people...do people do that?

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RichardPencil 30

I'm skeptical, too. I think a lot of things on Urban Dictionary are just pranks pulled on them. Has anyone really given or received a blumpkin?

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Nerd14 9

I feel like this isn't a FML, if anything it's a LML (Love my life). You found out that you don't have cancer, a little constipation is hardly anything at that point in my opinion. Drink some prune juice and keep it moving OP, lol.

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ColCyclone 17

it's hard to tell if you're being honest, since you're so full of shit

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