Cats and Animals: Smells like victory

Smells like victory

By Tcake - 19/05/2009 05:19 - United States

Today, I was drying off with a towel after coming in from outside. I noticed that the bathroom smelled like cat pee, so I sniffed all around to find out where my cat peed. Turns out, he peed on the towel that I was drying myself off with. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2022 06:30 - United States

Today, I used my towel on the counter to clean my glasses. Apparently, my foster cat had peed on it during the night. The wet towel hit my mouth. I started out my day with cat pee on my lips. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2020 20:03

Today, I woke up and stepped on a wet jacket. After smelling what it was, it turns out the cat had peed all over my laundry, especially the waterproof jacket, and after attempting to clean it up, it dripped everywhere and the entire apartment now smells like cat piss. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2015 02:54 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was drying myself with a towel after a shower when I noticed a bad smell. After running out of toilet paper last night, one of my friends decided to use my clean towel to wipe herself instead. FML

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By katams - 26/02/2012 12:28 - United States

Today, I was going for a walk and I kept smelling pee wherever I went. After about an hour, I finally figured out that the smell was me. My dog had peed on my sweatshirt. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2009 12:37 - Canada

Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me because he loves toilets. Everyone was sleeping so I went pee but didnt flush. My cat jumped onto the seat and fell in. I had to lift him out and then wash him. He hates water though, so I was scratched by my cat who was dripping with my own pee. FML

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Precision strike

By Zodiacfall - 27/10/2019 02:00

Today, I replaced my bedsheets with new, clean ones. I went to the bathroom to wash up, and when I came back, my cat had peed exactly where my head would be. FML

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Foul

By cdubb27 - 11/10/2010 06:00 - United States

Today, while at the gym, I noticed a foul smell while on elliptical machine. I figured it was the little old lady on the machine next to me. It was so bad I had to leave. When I got in my truck, I realized the smell had followed me. It was me. My cat had pissed on my workout clothes. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2011 05:18 - Australia

Today, I came home after a short trip. Walking through the door, an overpowering smell indicated that in my rush to leave I'd forgotten to bring the cat litter tray indoors. The place was covered in cat urine. It was as if I'd created a cycling ecosystem of evaporated urine turning into urine rain-clouds. FML

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Scaredy cat

By poop - 24/03/2016 18:15 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I discovered my cat is bathroom shy when I accidentally walked in on him relieving himself. He jumped about 3 feet in the air and bolted out, launching feces and pee all over the bathroom, hallway, and my shoes. FML

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By Noname - 12/03/2009 22:08 - United States

Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML

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jonnymohio 2

Tuesday 19 May 2009 16:16

LOL! Something like that happened to me. I smelled cat pee all day, checked my shoes, my car, washed my hands continually. Turns out the cat had peed on the sleeve of my jacket.

BlerbFace306 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 16:44

this happened to me, except it was a sweatshirt...dont feel too bad

Comments

cprompt 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 16:32

That cat pee ain't winning no spelling bees.

BlerbFace306 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 16:44

this happened to me, except it was a sweatshirt...dont feel too bad

MCBowser 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 16:44

FML for #10

banana115 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 17:02

This happened to me except it was my dogs pee.

Thassodar 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 17:03

Some ladies find the smell of cat piss alluring. Don't ask me how I know that.

genius_man16 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 17:11

Someone needs to take a shower.

kscott88 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 17:15

First - EWWWWWWWWWW. #3 - Maybe the cat sprayed it? Cats can get a pretty good range. Don't ask me how I know that. Please.

thattickles 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 17:16

Similar thing happened to me, but with my dog and not on a towel. I was at school and I was with my friend, I went to go get gum from my messanger bag and i noticed my bag was wet. So i smell it only to catch a whiff of dog piss, and I realize my gum is soggy with pee too.

Stunt_fml 5

Tuesday 19 May 2009 17:16

#2, it's called a typo, everyone makes them, even you. #10, I think the moderators of FML just don't like classic humor... they don't like the stuff that makes an entire room of people laugh at you. Don't know why, but I've had the same problem too. OP, that's, uhh, pretty bad.