Love: Today, after a long night of partying, I was hanging out with...

By Anonymous - 19/05/2009 05:16 - Canada

Today, after a long night of partying, I was hanging out with this girl I really like. I was feeling really hungover, so we were just sitting at the park. She confessed to me that she's liked me since the day she met me. Out of excitement and hungoverness, I threw up on her shoes. FML

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By allennn - 14/03/2010 14:56 - France

Today, I went to a party, and the girl I really like started telling me how much she likes me and how she thought we would be good together. I was so drunk I threw up on her. FML

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By welpwelpwelp - 08/07/2015 17:45 - Australia - Canberra

Today, while at a party, I ran into the girl I've liked for ages. I was so nervous, but I managed to keep the conversation going for a half hour. After mustering up the courage to ask her out on a date, her drunk, over-protective ex burst in and threw up on my shirt. Good timing, asswipe. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2020 20:00

Today, while picking up my extremely drunk girlfriend from a party, she insisted on attempting to make out with me. She threw up in my mouth mid-kiss. FML

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By drunk - 06/03/2010 07:38 - Australia

Today, I woke up on a friend's floor with a massive hangover after her party last night. My friend, who was next to me, barfed all over me. She then told me that while I was drunk last night, I made out with her dog as well as two of our other friend's boyfriends. FML

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By Stupid Drunk - 22/12/2012 05:01 - United States

Today, I was drunk at a party and confessed my love for my crush and told her how I felt. According to my friends, I made out with another girl not long after my confession. FML

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By jimbop - 23/05/2009 17:48 - Canada

Today, I was cuddling in bed with my girlfriend after a night of heavy drinking. She rolled towards me, looked me in the eyes and sweetly said, "I love you". Her morning breath was so bad that I had to jump up and rush to the bathroom to vomit, leaving a trail along the way. FML

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Poor me

By Anonymous - 10/11/2019 03:00

Today, I finally kissed the guy I really love at a party. He took me outside and immediately vomited. FML

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By Med - 13/11/2012 12:02 - Netherlands - Groningen

Today, after clubbing with my girlfriend, we went to her place. She then threw up on the floor, and went to clean herself up. When she came back, she'd forgotten that she'd just thrown up. She blamed me for puking, and kicked me out. It was 4:00 am and a 3-hour walk home. FML

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By Darth Vomitus - 10/08/2012 18:54 - United States - Mequon

Today, I went to an amusement park with a group of friends, one of whom was a girl I really like. When we got on the roller coaster, I was ecstatic that she wanted to sit next to me. Not even half-way through, I ended up puking all over the both of us. FML

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By scatter00x - 08/02/2009 05:39 - United States

Today, I woke up around 5am from a party I had last night, still quite drunk. This chick was lying next to me from the night before. I kissed her, and about a minute and a half into some heavy making out, she opened her eyes and said, "Oh, it's you." Then got up and walked out. FML

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stfuminjakid 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 12:07

Tell her it was love vomit.

RixXion 0

Friday 29 April 2011 12:20

People that use improper spelling are idiots

Comments

stfuminjakid 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 12:07

Tell her it was love vomit.

bobateme 0

Thursday 2 December 2010 2:23

Tell her you were drunk lol.

sethman27 0

Thursday 25 August 2011 5:40

Cmon

sethman27 0

Thursday 25 August 2011 5:40

Cmon

catatonicsleep 17

Tuesday 19 May 2009 12:07

smooth....

snuu_man 0

Friday 18 February 2011 8:57

coulda been worse! l puked going in for a kiss. all over her face and down her shirt.

BeachBumm 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 12:07

Aweh poor guy. At least you'll always rememer it. And she DID say she likes you!

amy397123 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 12:09

Your a catch.

Allie614032 34

Friday 7 April 2017 10:52

Honestly. If you're that hungover, don't go out with someone you're hoping to look good in front of.

Tsukasa_fml 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 12:09

Ha, fail. Well if she ever speaks to you again, you might have something to talk about. If not, **** her.

Solano2580 24

Friday 12 June 2015 6:17

Switch those two around

hsdffk 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 12:15

nice excited much she definatly wants to see you again and return the favor

Headcase 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 12:17

Now you have a good reason to buy her new shoes and get back into her good books.

tWitt3rBuG 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 12:31

Whoa, that's oversharing man! With all these FMLs you'd think by now people would realise that alcohol and crushes/ex's and the like, just don't go together. Fail.

boatiebanter 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 12:40

As long as you apologize profusely and buy her new shoes, she has no reason to stop liking you. It sounds from the post like she was aware that you were hungover, so she won't think the vomming was in response to her confession :)