Smoking, Parents and Fire: Smoke 'em while you can

Smoke 'em while you can

By OuttaNowhere81 - 15/05/2009 04:05 - United States

Today, I was smoking a cigarette in my backyard while my parents were out, because I'm not allowed to smoke. While smoking, my parents came home unexpectedly. In a rush, I flicked it over the fence, and it landed in my neighbor's hair. It was still lit. FML

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By a genius - 12/02/2009 13:28 - United States

Today, I lit a cigarette in the opposite direction of the wind. My hair blew into it, and caught on fire. FML

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By RingofFire - 03/06/2016 23:23 - United States - Edenville

Today, I was standing on the patio when one of my upstairs neighbors threw a cigarette butt over the balcony. It landed on my head and burned some of my hair. FML

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By kaycie_lynn - 19/02/2010 01:11 - United States

Today, I chuckled at a "No Smoking" sign as I lit my cigarette. I bent my head down to light it and somehow managed to light my hair on fire. FML

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By Ouch - 10/04/2011 08:55 - Canada

Today, I went outside to smoke a cigarette. I had my headphones in and was blasting my music. It was also cold so I had my hood up. I had my back turned to the house and wasn't paying attention. My brother thought I was a burglar and tackled me to the concrete. FML

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By S. Bauer - 02/11/2011 13:50 - Portugal

Today, I yelled at my boyfriend for smoking in the house, because I didn't want the house to smell like smoke. While doing so, I knocked over a candle and lit the couch on fire. FML

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NOT NOW!

By AintEasyBeinWheezy - 28/04/2016 18:26 - United States

Today, while driving me to the hospital because I was having an asthma attack, my mother lit a cigarette. FML

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Smoking is bad

By ID10t - 10/11/2009 05:24 - United States

Today, I was on my back porch having a cigarette. Not being all that awake yet, I threw the butt, still smoldering, on the ground. Did I remember that there was an ashtray right next to me? No. I did what I would do at work; I stamped it out. Barefoot. FML

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By ThatsNotRight - 31/01/2009 04:08 - United States

Today, I put on my favorite booty shorts and walked outside to smoke a cigarette. My dog had chewed a hole in the middle of my shorts, and I was standing on a balcony that's located on the busiest street in town. FML

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Caught in 4K

By reptar2009 - 02/12/2009 00:49 - United States

Today, my parents found cigarettes in my car. After a long argument lasting over an hour, I convinced them that they weren't mine and that I don't smoke. A few minutes later, I went to work. Guess who decided to visit me during my smoke break. FML

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You deserved it 87 579

By anonymous - 05/02/2014 02:48 - United States

Today, due to the dry weather, my nose became dry and began to bleed so I plugged it with toilet paper and went about my business. Forgetting about it, I later went out to smoke a cigarette. Not paying attention, I lit the toilet paper on fire as well. FML

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Millybug 0

Friday 15 May 2009 12:07

That's what you get for smoking, nitwit. I hope you at least apologized to your poor neighbor.

Sanrio90 8

Friday 15 May 2009 12:07

YDI. I don't care if people smoke or not, just be responsible.

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funnyyy 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 1:09

..you don't get a criminal record for being caught with cigarettes dumbshit.

SaneN85 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 0:07

Cantabguy - It sounds as if your "allergy" is mostly pschological. I have know several people with allergies to smoke (including 3 close family members) and have never known any person to ever react as severly as you are suggesting that you do unless in a concentrated area of smoke. If your lungs are indeed incapable of handling the smoke in the air to that extent, it would seem that any form of smoke would also affect your ability to breathe. With such medical terms as "***** me up" and "nasty chemicals", I am having a hard time buying it. It also doesn't help that you are stating that your lungs cannot handle any level of contact with the smoke, yet you state in the same paragraph that the very smell on a person coming in from smoking effects you and causes you to leave the room. I don't think you can't handle cigarette smoke, I think you either just want to support a ridiculous argument or are a hypochondriac. I am effectively calling bullshit on your allergy (any person with that level of sensitivity is very stupid to live in a large city where smoke on the sidewalk is unavoidable), as well as your conferring with the top scientists in the world in your studies of a drug that you clearly do not understand. Any person who has bothered to study any addictive substance, would be more open and understanding of those who have succumbed to the addiction. You are judging based on your personal opinions (and that's your right), but I will just as quickly find 10 things about you that will leave me feeling superior, like my not needing to exagerrate or outright lie to prove a point.

funnyyy 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 4:15

..really.

Rachellisawesome 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 5:33

Did her hair catch on fire?

amazingkate 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 2:33

smoking kills. when you set your head aflame.

Cantabguy 0

Monday 15 June 2009 3:27

#179 you have no idea how much i wish i was lying or exaggerating.

seb12992 0

Monday 15 June 2009 4:12

YDI. The good thing about smoking, the assholes who do it leave our planet sooner.

dean120028 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 0:02

baha thats hillarious bye the way smoke if you want **** everyone else =D smoke* smoke*

lilacwords 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 0:09

It's one of the ten commandments to obey your parents... plus, really scary people in the ghetto break the law, right? So, if you break your parent's/school's rules, you might grow up, break the law, and just be a scary, poor guy, so obey your parents!