Smoke 'em while you can

By OuttaNowhere81 - 15/05/2009 04:05 - United States

Today, I was smoking a cigarette in my backyard while my parents were out, because I'm not allowed to smoke. While smoking, my parents came home unexpectedly. In a rush, I flicked it over the fence, and it landed in my neighbor's hair. It was still lit. FML
I agree, your life sucks 10 628
You deserved it 73 909

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Millybug 0

That's what you get for smoking, nitwit. I hope you at least apologized to your poor neighbor.

YDI. I don't care if people smoke or not, just be responsible.

Comments

GFLiE 0

Yes, 141, swimming in a river is the exact same concept. It is just the risk you take for swimming in it. You got it. It will difuse rapidly much like a cigarette would. I'm pretty sure most NORMAL people wouldn't be too upset by it. Maybe they'd get out of it for a while, but only in America would you clean freaks get upset over some bullshit like this.

GFLiE 0

Also another thing; If you were swimming in the water while pissing and no one noticed you pissing, I'm sure no one would even give a shit whether you had pissed in the water or not. No one would ever know. On the other hand if you directly pissed into it while standing on the bank, people would see and "get upset" slightly more. Same thing goes for smoking. I'm sure most of you righteous bastards wouldn't even notice until you actually saw the smoker. My closing statement: Don't hate the player, hate the game.

#14: that's also karma's way of saying don't smoke

Cantabguy 0

Only in America? Well I don't live in America, but I'm pretty sure there are people in many countries who get upset about things like this. And I don't know about others who dislike smoking, but my first clue that someone is smoking nearby is when my lungs tell me something is wrong. I'm not entirely sure I understand your closing statement. Obviously, smokers are the 'players' but what exactly is the game? Is it tobacco companies? Surely not, as it is they who are playing you by having you pay them to kill you. Regardless, you could only justify 'hate the game, not the player' if the 'game' were inevitable and universal, but everybody starts off not smoking when they are born and later chooses whether or not to play this 'game'.

lolthatsasucker 0

that's what you get for smoking.

GFLiE 0

The game is the act of smoking, smartass. Hate on smoking, not the individual themselves. There is much more to someone's personality than the fact that they smoke. The most moral person in the world can be a smoker, and you wouldn't even know it, or expect it from him/her. If you claim to hate everyone for smoking, that just shows your insensitivity and vanity. Your lungs would let you know? In that case, they'd TELL you about car fumes as well. They aren't that sensitive, and even if they are, you would only start feeling uncomfortable once you actually inhaled directly from a cigarette, which I can tell you won't be doing anytime soon.

dumbass, nobody smokes cigarretts anymore cuz everybody knows its a stupid habit, you deserve to die of lung cancer, especially if your as young as you make yourself sound. dude even smoking weed isnt half as bad, its even better than alcohol, heck, i havent actually found a downside to it yet. you should switch over, before you get too addicted, especially if you could get medical

im just reading some of these comments and im noticing a lot of people saying to switch to alchohol. dont do it, dont be stupid, take up weed its not good, but its a helluva lot better than cancer sticks, you dont even have to smoke it if your worried about cancer, just make edibles or use a vaporizer

GFLiE 0

I don't drink. I don't smoke weed for the same reasons. They're both illegal for me, and I don't need a high to be happy.

GFLiE 0

With smoking I also don't have to be paranoid about whether I will get caught or not since it's not illegal. Boagies are a quick stress reliever, and smokin bud lasts longer. It takes a while to prepare it too, unless you got a bowl or bong. Cigs are quick n easy. I don't smoke boagies "cuz it's badass." It's a social thing that I enjoy. Like many of you fat Americans who enjoy eating at Mickey D's. It's not healthy and you know it, but you enjoy it.