Smooth talker

By ugh - 31/01/2012 00:25 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. It was going well until she started talking dirty, saying stuff like, "You like my tushy, baby?" "I want to fellate you so bad," and "You'll need some ice after this one." My boner practically retracted into my body. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 969
You deserved it 5 604

Same thing different taste

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Glitterhinoceros 14

Yeah, that's not very attractive >.>

Comments

You're a stupid pansy. Who cares what she says? Tap that shit and tap it hard.

tushy? err kinda weird haha but not that bad boy!

definitely not what you want to hear from your girlfriend.

travisbroadhurst 0

People have wierd ways of flirting lol

76transam 0

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Your life doesn't just suck it ******* sucks tiny dick