Sneaky hand shandy

By Skylan - 13/11/2008 10:31 - France

Spicy
Today, I took advantage of the fact that my wife was sleeping to watch porn on my computer. I put headphones on so that she wouldn't hear, but It wasn't until she came out of the bedroom that I realised I hadn't plugged them in properly. FML
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fmlplzthks 0

if you guys sleep in separate bedrooms wtf else does she expect you to do...

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ThorsSon 0

#3 said basically what I was thinking... "she came out of HER bedroom"? FYL for sure dude.

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yarbitchyar 0

umm if you didn't have the headphones plugged in right, wouldn't you have noticed that the sound wasn't directly in your ears?

29 1
UConn_Huskies 0

haha you guys are married and have separate bedrooms? wtf

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staceybby 0

"her bedroom" you sleep in separate rooms?

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KrazyKatz333 15

Maybe he was like in the sitting room and said her instead of our? Or maybe he snores.

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squigglyshark 0

I would mute it, sneakily turn the computer to so your hubby can see (unless it is lesbian ****) and then start an emotional conversation how the sex used to be MIND-BLOWING, BALLS TO THE WALL AWESOME but recently she just hadn't been interested and you didn't know what to do. Maybe you can watch it together.

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shortypie 3

watching **** doesnt make people pervs... and i have watched **** with my boyfriend and it can even highten sexual pleasure. it can also teach you a few moves. its only perverted if its a) kiddie **** or b) yeah i guess just kiddie ****. and if your wife isnt into it, then you must have a boring ass wife, or else she would let you atleast watch it. if shes pissed off at you and wont have sex, just dl more! lol.

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perfect_jenny 0

you and you posts are annoying, get some respect for women, and even yourself, if you were amazing in bed, your partner wouldn't need to watch **** at the same time to get himself off... stop trying to be like a man in your views, it's not going to make men like you, grow a womb.

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Nave42 7

#44 You must be pretty pissed that your boyfriend watches ****, huh?

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SmokinGuns 13

Are you serious? **** is PURELY perverted because it is just sex and more sex. And I agree with 44. If your man needs to watch **** to get off then you're slacking.

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GamerMom392 19

I have to agreet with the other comments. Women who approve of their husbands watching **** are just lazy. You either don't want to be bothered, or don't want to exert any real effort in bed, so "Here's some ****, hon". I'd be ashamed if my husband needed that filth.

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BrEnNo1023 5

wow, so many inconsiderate people here jumping to conclusions that he's suddenly some sort of ******* criminal. I bet you'd all be thinking differently about HER if she was the one watching **** or masturbating in the living room or something while he slept in the bed. If it were her, you'd all be blaming the guy for being a bad performer in bed. Face it, either way, you want to lay blame, which is pretty pathetic because this is the INTERNET and the OP and his wife are probably madly in love and having sex while you stay up at night and argue about how much of a ******* loser he is and how she should divorce him. How do you know she's not the cause of this FML? HUH??? Get off your high horses and make a fair judgement before you deface the internet with your arrogance. Fucksake.

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resplendencerino_fml 3

ummmm I have one word for you my friend- hypocrite. read your post again and see the irony.

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SmokinGuns 13

Oh yeah, they're totally having sex even after his wife caught him and probably hates his guts and so he posted this on FML. Your logic is nonsense.

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h8mylifesomuch 4

HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA! THAT DUZ SUK BUT TH@'S WAT U GET! HAHAHAH!

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