Sneaky hand shandy

By Skylan - 13/11/2008 10:31 - France

Spicy
Today, I took advantage of the fact that my wife was sleeping to watch porn on my computer. I put headphones on so that she wouldn't hear, but It wasn't until she came out of the bedroom that I realised I hadn't plugged them in properly. FML
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fmlplzthks 0

if you guys sleep in separate bedrooms wtf else does she expect you to do...

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ThorsSon 0

#3 said basically what I was thinking... "she came out of HER bedroom"? FYL for sure dude.

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YerMamm 0

You and your wife have separate bedrooms? That's incredibly sad...

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ashleynonymous 0

You definitely shouldn't be banned from ****. If I were married I'd definitely watch **** with my hubby. Men are going to watch ****. If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

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SecretAznMan364 5

As U was reading the FML I had a feeling this was going to happen. I practically bawled out on the floor laughinhg when I found out my prediction was right

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crazycornn 0

that's why u watch it witout the sound...

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heypeoplezzz 0

Dude, don't watch **** if it's a *watch **** - break up* and if it's not this ain't an FML. BTW why would you say AN FML? Surely you would say A FML but that doesn't sound right...

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Hawkx25 0

You would say an FML because F spelled phonetically is Eff which starts wih a vowel

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hathair912 0

you two don't sleep in the same room?

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ninjacapo 2

ok. so u hav a wife but watch ****? whtever. but does she sleep seperately from u "her bedroom". bro u got some problems. i stopped watching **** when i started dating my current gf. its a hard habit to kick

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