Moving home, Surprise and Love: Sneaky

Sneaky

By Anony Mous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend moved. I found out when I went over to surprise him with take-out food and he was pulling out of the driveway. He flipped me off as he drove past. FML

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vEEbRBEE 0

Monday 21 June 2010 9:06

that's so ****** up

catalystics 2

Monday 21 June 2010 9:12

well at least now you have more food to yourself OP

Comments

generationaliya 7

Tuesday 9 October 2012 15:18

And how long have you dated this guy to not realize what a jerk he is?

doglover100 28

Wednesday 21 November 2012 14:47

That's messed up.

Music_freek 19

Tuesday 18 June 2013 18:19

I think you got dumped as well..

danny_doom27 6

Tuesday 4 August 2015 20:07

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! IN YO FAAAAAAAAAACE!!!!! XP

Cavsfodawin 21

Tuesday 12 July 2016 20:55

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