Moving home, Surprise and Love: Sneaky - FML

Sneaky

By Anony Mous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend moved. I found out when I went over to surprise him with take-out food and he was pulling out of the driveway. He flipped me off as he drove past. FML

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vEEbRBEE 0

Monday 21 June 2010 9:06

that's so ****** up

catalystics 2

Monday 21 June 2010 9:12

well at least now you have more food to yourself OP

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imright24 0

Monday 21 June 2010 14:12

For someone to do that, you probably deserve it.

alex31590_fml 0

Monday 21 June 2010 14:20

maybe he wasent ur boyfriend and was some dude that looked like him lol

matto263 0

Monday 21 June 2010 14:39

well u obvs didnt make him a sammich

mrmaks18 7

Monday 21 June 2010 15:30

next time go over with an iphone4 or a ps3 instead of unhealthy food full of fat and he might consider staying look at 1 picture for what would have happened if he stayed

ivygirl 0

Monday 21 June 2010 17:15

ahwwe that's sad I'm sorry

EricJ 3

Monday 21 June 2010 18:53

Maybe you should ask him what is going on.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Monday 21 June 2010 19:13

Wow what a douche. I hope you dump the ********.

maverick21703 0

Monday 21 June 2010 19:24

Did he acknowledge he was your boyfriend or was that something you decided?

PhillyFox 0

Monday 21 June 2010 19:39

Eat the food and ditch your bf.

Firestar_fml 0

Monday 21 June 2010 20:03

hahahahaha

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