Sneaky

By Anony Mous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend moved. I found out when I went over to surprise him with take-out food and he was pulling out of the driveway. He flipped me off as he drove past. FML
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vEEbRBEE 0

that's so ****** up

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catalystics 2

well at least now you have more food to yourself OP

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GothKitty19 0

Sounds like something out of a movie

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cnash5000 0

OP, he may have been wanting to break up with you for a while but feels that he have to be an asshole about it. Most guys don't want to deal with the hard part of breaking up, which would be confronting their girlfriends that they want to break up, so they just find the easy way out (either by cheating or running away). I don't think he was moving because he wanted to get away from you. If he feels that you were stalking him, he/his friends/his family would've said something about it or you would've gotten a restraining order notice if it was extreme stalking. He was probably moving for the following reasons: He met someone else and wanted to live closer/move in with her. He may have found a new job in another state or city. He may have been planning to go to college or grad school in another state or city. Maybe he wanted to join the army/marines/peace corps. Maybe his family had to move, so he's moving with them. The list goes on and on... so many possible reasons for anyone who wants to move.... Here are the things that left me wondering about this FML: How could you not notice that he was planning to move? You didn't see the packed cardboard boxes throughout his house? Or the moving company/ U-Haul Van in the driveway? I find it hard to not notice anything when someone is planning to move. Here's my advice for you: You need to move on. Forget that asshole and move on with your life. Just take with what you have learned from this relationship experience and move on. FYL... good luck.

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

I've written more than my fair share of long-ass comments, but wow. You, my friend, need an editor. I don't think it's fair to say most guys would cheat or run away from a bad relationship. Some would, but plenty of guys break off bad relationships in a considerate and mature manner

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cnash5000 0

Your comment about my writing style is kind of pathetic. This is an FML website. In my long comment, I was just listing some points/ideas about this FML. It wasn't like I was writing an important newspaper article where grammar/spelling corrections would be required. We all make grammar/spelling errors once in a while, you know. I'm sure many of your long comments are not 100% perfect. And I was also expressing from my personal point of view/experience on how guys handle a bad relationship. Many guys don't want to deal with the drama of a bad relationship, so they take the easy way out.

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waldoo37 8

obviously you did something to piss him off. WTF did you do?!

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ColdGold 6

hee hee Did you follow him to find out where he was moving?

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onnielief 4

You sure he was your boyfriend, because it seems to me that he thought differently. Just a heads up, admiring(or stalkinf) someone from a distance does not qualify as a relationship.

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heyred 11

More like, you found out that he broke up with you and moved.

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paul707 0

Why does there always has to be someone saying "In soviet Russia...", I've seen that like in every other FML. But I got to say that's pretty funny shit

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coolcatsparty 0

he found out you were pregnant jk but still... PWNED:)(:

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