Sneaky

By Anonymous - 07/10/2019 14:00

Today, after losing a battle with ants in my apartment, I just pulled one off that was biting me in the vagina. FML
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tounces7 27

Try getting some silicone and seal every possible crack or crevice that they can come out of. Except, you know, THAT crevice.

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zeffra13 31

Terro liquid ant baits work well, try putting them anywhere you see them coming in. Borax powder (may find in soap section, can be used in laundry) along any windows, doors, walls with cracks. 409, Windex, etc sprays will kill them on the spot if you don't want to mess with insecticides indoors. If you have pets, keep their food dishes inside a bigger dish with water to act as a moat. Ants are attracted to leaky sinks and such too, so make sure your pipes aren't dripping.

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neverfind 20

Ants need love too!

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zeffra13 31

Terro liquid ant baits work well, try putting them anywhere you see them coming in. Borax powder (may find in soap section, can be used in laundry) along any windows, doors, walls with cracks. 409, Windex, etc sprays will kill them on the spot if you don't want to mess with insecticides indoors. If you have pets, keep their food dishes inside a bigger dish with water to act as a moat. Ants are attracted to leaky sinks and such too, so make sure your pipes aren't dripping.

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jkjorn 16

So you're thinking the ant was drawn to her leaky pipe?

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ThatOneLonelyAsian 31

... and now your pregnant with the ants baby?

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tounces7 27

Try getting some silicone and seal every possible crack or crevice that they can come out of. Except, you know, THAT crevice.

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RichardPencil 30

Give up on fighting them and become their queen. It's a losing battle to be anti-ant.

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PirateSnozzle 8

How on earth did the ant get to your vag?!

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julfunky 29

Crawled up her leg obviously.

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Surewhatever 35

I've lived in my apartment for over 4 years with no ant or bug problems. Suddenly, every crumb seems to bring hundreds, and I have an eight year old that loves to walk around snacking (not with my permission). I was sitting cross-ankled on my couch in boxers when I had to remove the creature from an undesirable location =\

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Major_Haywire 7

At least you’re getting some action

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