Weird, Parents and Geek: Snooper hack

My parents do the same thing...kinda. My dad has a log but only uses it when he's worried I'm going on "bad" sites (which I guess I do go on, but I'm never OBVIOUS about it.)

Jastin 0

Friday 7 August 2009 3:05

That sucks...I should check if my mom can c what I do, I do lots of bad stuff...

frannytrois64 0

Friday 7 August 2009 4:00

What, do you have a stash of **** on there? If they are screening you, you need to move out. Or blackmail 'em.

pup2012 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 2:24

That's rough

yahtrick37 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 0:14

So... That means they can see that you posted this fml.

AtoZandBeyond 0

Monday 7 September 2009 3:08

Well why don't you do it back to them?

brianjman14 22

Tuesday 15 September 2009 3:57

tell them to back off, cause u need ur privacy

Futurecre8 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 8:59

hhahahahahahahahahaha

Anteezy 7

Monday 18 January 2010 15:50

They now know all your nasty **** fetishes : /

po_ta_to 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 1:23

Won't they be angry that you go on FML? "Why do you go on a website with A BAD WORD, little child???? Grounded forever!!!!"

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