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By Anonymous - 16/02/2013 00:39 - Italy - Milan

Today, while at the store with my mom, we ran into the girl I recently confessed to being interested in. My mom decided to shout, "IS THAT HER?! IS THAT THE GIRL YOU LIKE?!" Embarrassed, I desperately told her to be quiet. She grounded me for being "rude" to her. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/08/2010 06:21 - United States

Today, I went shopping with my Mom. I ran into my crush. A school dance is soon and he WAS just about to ask something but my mom glanced over and yelled "TAMPONS OR PADS, SWEETIE?!" He then changed his question to "Haha, so which?" And before I could say a word, my mother answered for me. FML

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By anonymous - 06/05/2013 18:08 - United States - Poway

Today, after my mom picked me up from the mall, she asked me what was in my bag from Gap. I wouldn't tell her, and she ended up grounding me. It was her Mother's Day present. FML

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Holy stereotypes, mom!

By BtoTheRtoTheTTK - 19/02/2017 14:00 - United States - Winter Haven

Today, at a mall, my mom accused me of lying about being gay, just because I said I don't like shopping. FML

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You tried

By well okay then - 10/09/2012 04:39 - United States

Today, while shopping, I saw a little girl and her mom. The girl was pouting so I tried to cheer her up by asking her if she was a princess, because she was so pretty. She smiled but her mom looked at me with disgust and told me to, "Get lost, pedo." I'm a 17-year-old girl. FML

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You OK hon?

By religiunatic - 13/12/2013 17:09 - Canada - Keswick

Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off". She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language". FML

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Not doing well

By walkingdead_1029 - 06/05/2013 06:49 - United States - Peoria

Today, the girl that I've been madly in love with was demanding I tell her who I liked. I told her no, I should just keep it a secret, but she demanded I tell her. After I told her, the only response I got was, "You're right. You should have kept that a secret." FML

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Corny jokes

By embarrassed - 12/07/2009 18:25 - United States

Today, I was at Target with my mom and we finished purchasing our items. We had gotten a fan so I said, "This thing is too big to fit in." First thing my mom yells? "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!" and starts laughing hysterically in front of the entire store. FML

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Isn't it ironic, don't you think?

By Anonymous - 06/09/2019 20:03

Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML

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By sierraisfucked - 02/06/2009 07:55 - United States

Today, I was in Walmart with my mom. I was looking for some CDs I wanted and saw a cute guy. Then he nodded at me and as he started to walk towards me, I hear my name being called over the intercom. Apparently, according to my mom, it was time to go. FML

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Surprise!

By Idiot - 26/05/2019 02:00

Today, I was in a store with my mom. I wandered off, then walked around looking for her. I spotted her, and decided to put on a ski mask to give her a scare for a laugh. I hid around a corner and yelled "BOO!" when I saw her. It wasn't my mom, and I'm now banned from that store. FML

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kingsian 15

Saturday 16 February 2013 5:51

My mom has been **** blocking me since 1996.

hockeychicl003 6

Saturday 16 February 2013 5:53

Parents can be so embarassing. My mom does this sort of stuff on purpose...

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kingsian 15

Saturday 16 February 2013 5:51

My mom has been **** blocking me since 1996.

jajaflan 4

Saturday 16 February 2013 9:35

Read it in an old jewish lady voice and it frickin hilarious

Alexweber929 14

Saturday 16 February 2013 10:56

At least all of your friends dont want to **** your mom, she always wondered why I never had friends over growing up

alitbaby 14

Saturday 16 February 2013 16:37

yes, I feel your pain. my friends try to seduece my mom and I'm like... gtfo of my house lol.

rastamon2 6

Wednesday 20 February 2013 17:35

Dude, at least your mom didn't call your crush's parents and try to set up a playdate. WE WERE FOURTEEN! Even worse, the girl told the WHOLE 8th grade! I can't believe I liked that bitch.

5t3ff1k4h 44

Saturday 16 February 2013 5:52

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iOceanus 18

Saturday 16 February 2013 6:02

That's just creepy.

outoftown 26

Saturday 16 February 2013 6:08

Ah, the old chaperoning excuse...

THE_A_TEEN 27

Saturday 16 February 2013 6:15

"One where she can accompany so she can get enjoyment out of it too." Either it's me or this line just gives of some unhealthy, unfortunate implications.

rocketiquette 20

Saturday 16 February 2013 7:10

Either it's just me or 2 was being verrryyyy sarcastic. Thumb me down for the following, BUT... You kids do not understand sarcasm when you read it on fml and it's slightly ironic.

Meettitan 14

Saturday 16 February 2013 11:03

The irony here is impeccable.

ShyAnn29 14

Saturday 16 February 2013 13:29

26, reading sarcasm can be difficult.

anythingmustbe 18

Saturday 16 February 2013 13:54

I have no idea why this comment got down voted I seriously doubt that #2 actually meant it. Cant that many people not understand sarcasm. Must be people out there just like sheldon cooper.

hockeychicl003 6

Saturday 16 February 2013 5:53

Parents can be so embarassing. My mom does this sort of stuff on purpose...

daphish 10

Saturday 16 February 2013 17:16

#3 that is why when I get a girlfriend (someday . . .) I'm not going to tell my parents, to avoid them from doing stuff like this,

jimbob_76592 5

Saturday 16 February 2013 5:53

Never tell your mom about personal stuff like that, they'll ruin it all the time... It's like what #1 said lol

happle 21

Saturday 16 February 2013 6:10

My mom still gives me a hard time about the crush I had in seventh. I guess parents have to have fun too. :/

klutz44 28

Saturday 16 February 2013 8:47

When I was in high school, my brother told a guy on the basketball team that I had a crush on him. I totally did...in 5th grade. I guess it's best to keep these things to ourselves.