So brave…

By just say you want to leave! - 02/10/2023 16:00

Today, I got a bouquet of beautiful flowers from someone I'd never heard of. My boyfriend flipped his shit and stormed out, calling me a cheater. I called the flower shop. Turns out he made a fake order, just so he could accuse me of cheating and dump me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 086
You deserved it 102

Same thing different taste

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Holy shit, what a worthless turd of a human. Let the trash take itself out and don’t look back.

A massive bullet has just been dodged. Although he dodged you rather than the other way around. Which is Novel to say the least... Not too far from now you're going to be very grateful that he didn't waste anymore of your time and have a wtf? Ex bf story for the pub.

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Holy shit, what a worthless turd of a human. Let the trash take itself out and don’t look back.

A massive bullet has just been dodged. Although he dodged you rather than the other way around. Which is Novel to say the least... Not too far from now you're going to be very grateful that he didn't waste anymore of your time and have a wtf? Ex bf story for the pub.

You're lucky to be done with this one! I'm most offended at how overly-complicated and expensive his scheme was! What a waste! He could have given you "it's not you -- it's me" for free yet he chose this caper where he spent a lot of money and had witnesses. What a dumb ****!

L0life29 6

so you’re single now, huh?

Well at least you got flowers out of it. Better than most people who get dumped.