Love: Today, my boyfriend of three years sent me several flowers and...

By Anonymous - 11/09/2009 06:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of three years sent me several flowers and chocolate boxes to my office. It ends up that he cheated on me with my sister and tried to break the news to me after all the presents he sent. I thought he actually remembered our anniversary this year. FML

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Today, my boyfriend came over to celebrate our anniversary. He had a card written in crayon with my name spelled wrong, and a basket I had seen his mother throw in the trash filled with flower petals ripped from my mom's garden. Our anniversary was 3 days ago. FML

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Today, my sister called me and asked if my boyfriend of 3 years had proposed to me yet. And now the surprise is ruined. FML

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By anonymous - 16/02/2015 12:57 - Australia - Rockdale

Today, I received a bunch of flowers from my 'lover'. This would be fine, except that I don't have a lover, and my boyfriend now thinks I'm cheating. FML

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Today, it was mine and my fiancé's 4 year anniversary. What did he get me? Nothing, but I did find out he's been cheating on me with multiple women. Guess I’m back to 0 years. FML

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By brokenhearted - 05/12/2012 11:29 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, my boyfriend sent me so many nice texts that he made me fall in love with him that little bit more. It turns out he was sweetening me up before telling me he cheated on me the night before. FML

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By Godwhy - 17/09/2018 14:00

Today, I found out my boyfriend of 7 years has been cheating on me with my friend's 18-year-old sister, took her on the vacation we planned, and will be starting with my company next week. FML

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Sourcandy86 0

Friday 11 September 2009 16:10

Send him anthrax

aback 4

Friday 11 September 2009 17:15

Your anniversary gift was him letting you know he's not worth wasting any more of your life over.

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PumpkinTarte 0

Friday 11 September 2009 16:09

Poor you.

spiffles 0

Friday 11 September 2009 17:35

That may or may not be a bit of an understatement...

the_stereotype 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 5:22

that is one of the saddest things i've read on this site. your boyfriend is a jerk.

missmontreal97 4

Monday 23 August 2010 16:06

your bf is an asshole. and your sisters a *****

Sourcandy86 0

Friday 11 September 2009 16:10

Send him anthrax

Intoxicunt 5

Friday 11 September 2009 17:43

Agreed. Win.

CinderBrick 13

Sunday 13 July 2014 18:07

Smallpox is more painful though

JellyBeann 0

Friday 11 September 2009 16:15

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devinashley 0

Monday 29 March 2010 4:33

serves her right? are you kidding me? your one of those dumb people who say they deserve it over something that they don't have a say in or they don't control. I pity you. OP, I'm really sorry that that happened. in sure it's been a while by now and your over it, hopefully, but he was a douchbag. I do believe in second chances but only for the truly sorry. I hope it all worked out for you. :)

olive47_fml 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 5:45

you c***

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Friday 11 September 2009 16:19

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toink 0

Friday 11 September 2009 16:26

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sjks 0

Friday 11 September 2009 19:33

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Pulcherrimus 0

Friday 11 September 2009 16:21

I assume that since this didn't end with "I dumped him," that you didn't.

genius_man16 0

Friday 11 September 2009 16:37

That's a dumb thing to do. It's kind of implied that she dumped him after this. Unless something happened since yesterday night and it's become normal for people to stay with their BF/GF after they cheat. @OP: your BF and sister are both cuntrags. I say you take a shit in a bucket or something and then go to their place and pour it over their faces.