Painful and Health: SO FRUSTRATING

SO FRUSTRATING

By no one - 19/06/2011 18:46 - United States

Today, my back hurt really badly, so I decided to stay in bed. After a while, I sat up to shut the door. When I leaned over to reach it, I fell off my bed and face-planted the floor. After picking myself up and getting comfortable in my bed again, I realized the door was still open. FML

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By ayye_its_nikki - 19/12/2012 05:07 - United States - Cedar Park

Today, in the middle of the night, I got up to go get some water. When I came back, I was going to flop onto my bed, but I faceplanted into my floor. I'd forgotten that I'd rearranged my room and moved my bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2017 02:00

Today, as I was trying to get out of bed, my foot began sliding across the floor. I instinctively tried to balance myself, only for the new angle to cause my right hip to painfully and loudly dislocate, making me fall face-forward into my dresser. Back stuck in bed after three days of freedom. FML

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By LacrosseFAIL - 16/07/2016 22:33 - United States - Schaumburg

Today, after a long day at work, I walked into my room with the lights off and jumped on my bed. At least I would've if I haven't rearranged my room and instead face-planted onto my desk. FML

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By IVOaf - 26/02/2014 20:55 - United States

Today, as I tried to get out of bed, I got my foot tangled in my sheets. I reached out to my dresser to avoid falling flat on my face. I didn't fall, but I did manage to smash my fingers in the drawer while still trapped in the sheets. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2018 19:30 - United States

Today, I woke up after being sick from the flu and tried to get out of bed. I forgot I was in a bunk bed and broke my ankle in the fall down. FML

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I don't know my strength

By Anonymous - 09/01/2022 06:01 - Australia - Perth

Today, I gave the back door a slight nudge to make sure it was latched shut. Of course, it flew wide open, causing me to smash my face into the doorframe, fall out onto the back porch writhing in pain, and have blood pissing out of my face. FML

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By lalalalainie - 13/10/2012 06:45 - United States - Fullerton

Today, just for old time's sake, I decided to jump on my bed. I ended up hitting my head on the spinning fan and knocking myself unconscious. FML

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Make it stop!

By DBR - 23/04/2009 10:45 - United States

Today, my alarm went off. I reached to swat it, missed, slipped, smacked my face on my dresser, and fell on the floor. As I picked myself up off the floor, I hit my head on the open top drawer of my other dresser. In 30 seconds of consciousness, I was attacked by two pieces of furniture. FML

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Best foot forward

By Anonymous - 06/07/2020 02:02

Today, after a month of things going wrong in my life and finally getting better, I woke up refreshed and ready to face the day. Then, I fell down the stairs. FML

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Knackered

By Anonymous - 27/02/2012 12:36 - Australia

Today, I was very cold and tired, so I took a shower to warm up and went to bed. The minute I hopped into bed, it collapsed and broke. I have spent half-an-hour rearranging furniture to get the mattress on to the floor. Now I'm cold again. FML

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Saltime 0

Monday 20 June 2011 5:45

My personal favorite is: Shut the **** up. No, seriously.

kendallwendall 0

Monday 20 June 2011 0:31

It's happened to all of us haha

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garrettsgirl 0

Monday 20 June 2011 4:44

my boyfriend pulled a muscle in his back and he told me it hurt really bad so I know how you feel. hope you get better!!!

hzlzkgzkgzchxuxh 3

Monday 20 June 2011 4:59

that really sucks man, but next time, if I were u I would use a hanger or something to close it.

ryan3141 0

Monday 20 June 2011 5:05

It's better to lay on a hard surface if your having back pains.

TheLiftedLife 0

Monday 20 June 2011 5:30

At Least The Pain On Your Face Distracts You From The Pain On Your Back

ZOMG_h4x 3

Monday 20 June 2011 5:32

Zomg, that sucks

whiteboy68 9

Monday 20 June 2011 5:33

that sounded like you are really lazy or really fat

MissRoxiie 12

Monday 20 June 2011 6:01

that doesnt mean anything , it can happen to everyone, he just forgot to close the door after picking himself up

linnie_wesker 20

Monday 20 June 2011 7:03

So what if the OP is fat? Who the **** cares?

MurphyS94 4

Monday 20 June 2011 8:12

Um or OP had extreme back pain? Sounds like you've never had back problems before.

chlorinegreen 27

Monday 20 June 2011 5:37

I get what you're saying 74 :) like helping a helpless animal.

SydneyAlex17 0

Monday 20 June 2011 6:02

duuudeee! that sucks!

WOLFST3ALTH 0

Monday 20 June 2011 6:09

I'll put it as simple as this.....dumb ****

illneedasaviour 0

Monday 20 June 2011 6:10

how will having the door closed help your back? you should focus more on getting your back healed instead of frowning at an open door.

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