Miscellaneous: Knackered

Knackered

By Anonymous - 27/02/2012 12:36 - Australia

Today, I was very cold and tired, so I took a shower to warm up and went to bed. The minute I hopped into bed, it collapsed and broke. I have spent half-an-hour rearranging furniture to get the mattress on to the floor. Now I'm cold again. FML

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You deserved it 3 278

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By madeline9322 - 20/12/2016 03:15 - Canada

Today, the lack of heating in my room has gotten to the point where I have to cuddle my clothes for the next day at night so they're not freezing when I wake up. FML

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You deserved it 788

By ayye_its_nikki - 19/12/2012 05:07 - United States - Cedar Park

Today, in the middle of the night, I got up to go get some water. When I came back, I was going to flop onto my bed, but I faceplanted into my floor. I'd forgotten that I'd rearranged my room and moved my bed. FML

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You deserved it 21 356

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By no one - 19/06/2011 18:46 - United States

Today, my back hurt really badly, so I decided to stay in bed. After a while, I sat up to shut the door. When I leaned over to reach it, I fell off my bed and face-planted the floor. After picking myself up and getting comfortable in my bed again, I realized the door was still open. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 310

You deserved it 10 942

Headshot

By home owner - 20/08/2010 06:14 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML

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You deserved it 3 363

By Lapis - 20/12/2009 19:42 - United States

Today, I woke up to a quite frigid room, which wasn't out of the ordinary since my building's heat is broken. But I realized that the extra cold I was feeling was due to the snow piled up on my bed. It had snowed 20 inches last night. My mom had apparently opened my window. FML

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You deserved it 2 881

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By Frozen - 19/10/2024 07:00 - United States - Steele

Today, I slept on the couch last night. Not because of an angry significant other, but because my bedroom was absolutely freezing, thanks to the wind. It was like a giant freezer. Even fully cocooning myself in blankets with a sweater on didn't work. I should get a space heater. FML

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You deserved it 102

By Anonymous - 02/03/2018 19:30 - United States

Today, I woke up after being sick from the flu and tried to get out of bed. I forgot I was in a bunk bed and broke my ankle in the fall down. FML

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You deserved it 856

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By Anon - 13/06/2013 02:40 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, I woke up at 3:00 am feeling freezing cold and soaking wet. It turns out that my dad had opened my window when I was sleeping, and rain water had been pouring in on me all night. My hair, face, pillow, blankets, alarm clock, and homework were all soaked as well. FML

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You deserved it 3 624

By Anonymous - 11/02/2013 20:58 - United States - Raynham

Today, with 24 inches of snow on the ground, it is raining like hell. The weight of the snow, now full of rain water, collapsed the roof over my living room. I was eating cereal in my underwear, in the living room, directly under the failure. I'm cold. FML

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You deserved it 3 844

By Anonymous - 20/11/2010 20:16 - United States

Today, I got home late after a long day at work and all I wanted to do was take a shower and go to bed. As soon as the water in the shower was hot, I got in. One minute, I was standing and the next I was fast asleep at the bottom of the tub. I woke up with my face swollen and my shoulder bruised. FML

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You deserved it 5 262

SkoomaKi 27

Monday 27 February 2012 18:52

Go sleep on the couch or something it's not that bad!

melrose90210 10

Monday 27 February 2012 18:54

I would have said **** it and slept on the floor or something.

Comments

SkoomaKi 27

Monday 27 February 2012 18:52

Go sleep on the couch or something it's not that bad!

SoccerGod234 0

Monday 27 February 2012 19:16

On the bright side, your clean.

crimsonprodigy 15

Monday 27 February 2012 22:02

Why couldn't he just turn on and open the oven?

crimsonprodigy 15

Monday 27 February 2012 23:29

LOL Who the **** down votes that ^^, are people really that stupid? Ovens generate heat, my god...

musicluvr2000 11

Tuesday 28 February 2012 0:30

Ya they also set fire to your house

crimsonprodigy 15

Tuesday 28 February 2012 0:37

If someone is that retarded, there's no way they could ever afford one in the first place.

musicluvr2000 11

Tuesday 28 February 2012 0:47

Umm no actually ovens are basic equipment that usually comes with the house and if you are commenting on OPs IQ level I think you should be checking your own

SesameSpeed 7

Tuesday 28 February 2012 0:47

Sounds like you had a pretty bad day. Fyl buddy

BTSfanatic 0

Tuesday 28 February 2012 6:28

-52 someone as retarded as you or?..

crimsonprodigy 15

Tuesday 28 February 2012 15:25

I'm commenting on how people are so stupid as to not simply turn on the oven and let it warm up the house. Jesus 0 common sense from everyone , *facepalm*

crimsonprodigy 15

Tuesday 28 February 2012 15:29

If someone is retarded enough to set fire to his own house by in oven, it would be a ******* miracle if someone like that can afford a house in the first place.

mduerden 18

Monday 27 February 2012 18:54

You should have worked up your body temp doing all the furniture moving, can't be that bad.

SecretMe00 5

Monday 27 February 2012 19:55

Ya and he/she could easily take another shower!!! I've been in that situation before, my mom keeps the house freezing cold.

bfsd42 20

Monday 27 February 2012 20:21

My thoughts exactly. Op must be cold blooded if he/she doesn't warm up with half an hour of moving stuff about. Lizard man/lady maybe?

VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

Monday 27 February 2012 21:23

Or they have an iron deficiency. Not that uncommon.

melrose90210 10

Monday 27 February 2012 18:54

I would have said **** it and slept on the floor or something.

finished 10

Monday 27 February 2012 19:08

Lol i would have said exactly the same :£

finished 10

Monday 27 February 2012 19:15

*:)

silentbutfunny 0

Monday 27 February 2012 20:20

I would have slept on the bed on the ground. Mwuaha!

finished 10

Tuesday 28 February 2012 18:32

Yeah that would have been an option too lol

akallaan 7

Monday 27 February 2012 18:57

Trying warmer clothes, a heater, moving around, closing windows, turning off the A/C and fans, and get a better bed. A Snuggie (cult robe) might also be what you need.

IStoleTheCookies 16

Monday 27 February 2012 23:15

Snuggies are the bomb! I have one. Best purchase of 2011 :)

SoSickWithIt 14

Tuesday 28 February 2012 2:00

My feet always stick out from the bottom.

Jamialia 5

Tuesday 28 February 2012 9:11

Snuggies are ugly and evil

mgubi4568 0

Monday 27 February 2012 18:57

YDI, you could have slept on the couch or another bed (if you have one)

VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

Monday 27 February 2012 21:25

I'm sure if they had that option, it would've been done.

mgubi4568 0

Monday 27 February 2012 22:06

Not necessarily

melibear89 7

Monday 27 February 2012 22:31

-5 I don't think OP deserves it. If they had the option of a extra bed they would of just gone and slept in it and maybe they live with roommates and they couldn't go sleep on the couch.

ninjuh_wingman 29

Monday 27 February 2012 19:00

Layer yourself with a bunch of clothes and then put a thick blanket over yourself.

anniekins 6

Monday 27 February 2012 19:03

Wouldn't rearranging furniture warm you up?

john443 5

Monday 27 February 2012 19:03

Take another shower? Or turn on the oven if you have one, that'll heat up the room.

xaer0babiix0 0

Monday 27 February 2012 20:59

I mean, if you call setting your house on fire "warming it up", go for it.

usnwife 18

Monday 27 February 2012 21:02

We've actually done that a few times, leave it cracked open and turned on 200 for 15-20 minutes... Our heater sucks, and as long as you stay close enough to pay attention, dont let any pets/kids in the kitchen, and don't forget about it, no problems!