So good it's bad

By kingpin7 - 30/03/2011 04:43 - United States

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Today, I went down on my girlfriend. In the midst of her orgasm, she grabbed my head with her legs, performing a submission most UFC fighters could be proud of, and she held on for so long that I almost suffocated. FML
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lhoavtee 3

if you wee suffocated wouldn't it mean your dead

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broccoli2 0

deep throat her next time. outta teach a lesson or two about suffocating

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iSitt 0

some places charge extra for that.

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dre_bro11 12

OP, follow 1's idea. Maybe shove a small oxygen tank up there so that the next time she does it you can just hook it up and breathe :P

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KaintukeeBob 13

OP couldn't breathe, and therefore died, which is what 'suffocated' means. OP is posting this, either from Heaven, from Hell, or by possessing a human medium to type it up. OP, please, if you are able, tell us what awaits us beyond the veil of death!

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TaylorTotsYumm 10

Don't blow oxygen into her! That could cause an embolism.

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LeStab 4

lol number 100 you don't exhale Oxygen...

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yourbiggestflaw1 0

lol number 169, u DO breath out oxygen. atmospheric air (what u inhale) is about 21% oxygen. the air u exhale still has about 15% oxygen. how do u think CPR works?

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thrAsHeRr9081 16

172- He was simply pointing out that it's mostly carbon dioxide that we breathe out.

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wade907 0

169 - CPR works by starting the circulation in the lungs again and you exhale more carbon dioxide than oxygen why do youthink If you breathe into a bag for a long time you'll suffocate you don't keep producing oxygen

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Dude123456789 2

love the panda pic, fluffysomething. if u like pandas, then watch this: youtube.com/SuLinThePanda

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TheVariableX 0

197- idiots! You can't process all the oxygen in one breath before you breath it out. When you breath into a bag you process the same air again and again, reducing the amount of oxygen each time. You DO breath out oxygen, just less than you took in.

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chlorinator 0

I think you meant 172, and 172's comment does reflect the fact that oxygen is consumed, not produced, during respiration. Furthermore, the amount of CO2 in exhaled air is still only about 4%, which is less than the amount of oxygen. Anyway, the whole argument is moot, because an air embolus could be caused by a bubble of any gas getting into the bloodstream, not just oxygen.

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impatientsnake 4

u can't just grab some ones head and choke them a triangle choke would work but I have to secure it with one leg lol ur the bitch in the relationship

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lhoavtee 3

if you wee suffocated wouldn't it mean your dead

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nhlnba2 6

Are you sure your girlfriend isn't The Rock?

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Blixten 0

Ghosts are real and they use google! Check for urself.. Type: How come i. in the search bar and check the last one..

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seldom66 16

The triangle vag eat. Sounds exhilarating.

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tygerarmy 35

It could mean he died, but maybe she resuscitated him. Or he's a zombie. Or maybe he just passed out. She just thought he was dead for a while.

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Rosalie_Haostn 0

Naaah he could have either just passed out or he'd have been resuscitated.

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kadomos 0

no u pass out first from suffocation

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Crncj 0

when an FML starts as "go down on my girlfriend", it shouldn't end as an FML. except in OPs case

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1234USMC 0

Dam I have to find me a girl like that. Haha

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ctlnaaia71 8

I better fond a guy with a tongue like his!

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1234USMC 0

let's just hope she wasn't s squirter lmao

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jitterbug25 0

I did that to my bf but he didn't suffocate! what's wrong with ops gf for suffocating tenpoor guy!!

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ewing 0

i kinda enjoy it when they do that...

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HarlemzAngelita 0

fuxk that I stay suffocating these hoes lmao

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hall1234 0

lmao hope u told her

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ChantelRenaeee 0

OP, it was during sex so I guess she's off the hook.

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waswashere 0

nah he posted this from his grave... dumbass

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1234USMC 0

well we don't like sarcasm up in here BITCH!!!!!! hahaha Jk

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Uncle_Moe_Lester 3

nah he was posting this with his final breathe right before he died.

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Autoshot 9

If he did die, I'd love to hear how she would explain this one to the cops.

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Sweetpea137 0

he lived off of her queefs

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docscientist 9

If that's too far, I don't think the comment section of this site is for you.

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azhigatex 0

No. He died. This is his official obituary. He wanted to let the world know that he was committed to the death to give her one true ******.

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justalilrandom2 4

Sit on my face and tell me that you love me! 1 Internet for the person who gets that.

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sgtgrim570 0

I'll sit on yours and tell you I love you, too!

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Slinkydalatg 6

Monty Python! I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you too!

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justalilrandom2 4

Will you settle for half an Internet each? I have to go to the store to get another one otherwise.

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justalilrandom2 4

1 more Internet than no internets, and one less than two.

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thatfrenchguy 8

39- your explanation isn't very clear. you should mention that it's 2 less than 3 otherwise it's very confusing

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AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12

This whole chain of comments is very very confusing XD

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bobh_fml 0

M.Python. sit on my face and tell me that you care!

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Slinkydalatg 6

Why are all your pets called Eric???

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justalilrandom2 4

My mistake 73, thanks very much for clarifying.

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kazst 2

I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you too!! I love to hear you oralize, when I'm between your thighs!

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Scalabrine44 0

aren't u gonna mention your country?

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fucklifeits_shit 9

oh, triangle choke in the middle of sex. thats unique. I gotta find a girl like that and btw it should be passed out, not suffocated.

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rabid_hobo 0

he coulda suffocated and then been resucitated. Probably not but it's an outside possibility. :)

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