So I threw a Welch's Fruit Snack into the air. I planned on... - FML

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By Zorion - 06/11/2017 00:56

So I threw a Welch's Fruit Snack into the air. I planned on catching it in my mouth, but my sister thought I was throwing it at her. I lunged forward, and she did too, her mouth agape. She left me with a bloody chin as her teeth made impact with my skin. Now I probably have an infection as well.

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