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Skill issue

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I walked into the restroom at work to see my boss standing at the urinal, pissing like a toddler. He had his pants around his ankles, ass fully exposed. Now I'm never going to be able to take anything he says seriously. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 653

You deserved it 1 899

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 25/01/2011 02:33 - United States

Today, while at the urinal doing my business, my trousers fell all the way to the ground. As I bent down to pull them back up, my boss walked in the bathroom and thought I was mooning him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 960

You deserved it 3 814

By teaspoonzz - 25/10/2017 15:00

Today, I walked into the ladies' bathroom to find my male boss taking a dump with the stall door wide open. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 634

You deserved it 286

By DonPedro - 16/01/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 863

You deserved it 11 397

By hardee fucking har yourself, sir - 07/08/2013 22:00 - United Kingdom - Stockport

Today, a guy started taking a leak beside me at the urinal. Evidently he figured he wasn't being enough of a cockbite, because he looked at my junk, laughed, "HAH!" then broke down into hysterics and totally lost control of his stream. I smell like piss. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 601

You deserved it 4 048

We could be heroes

By OhPleaseNo - 07/04/2020 14:00 - OhPleaseNo

Today, I was at work at my local hospital. I went to the toilet to empty my bladder; the door was half open so I assumed it was empty. Upon opening the door, I was greeted with a half naked old man, who then yelled at me and violently shat himself, all over the walls and floor. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 713

You deserved it 204

By Username - 21/03/2012 17:10 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, my boss recognized my shoes under the stall wall and had a conversation with me while we were both taking a dump. I had severe diarrhea. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 413

You deserved it 2 343

Happy dance

By Anonymous - 26/10/2024 17:00 - United States - Springfield

Today, at work, I was on the toilet for so long the motion lights turned off. I stood up, pants around my ankles and began waving my arms above the stall to get them to turn on again. At that exact moment, my boss walked in. FML

I agree, your life sucks 318

You deserved it 145

By fired - 23/11/2010 13:41 - United States

Today, my boss was being a total asshole. While in the bathroom, he turned his back on me, so I gave him the finger, mouthed obscenities, and pantomimed stabbing him with a knife. He was looking in the mirror and saw everything. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 228

You deserved it 65 515

There's always that one dude

By Anonymous - 29/05/2024 16:00 - Ireland

Today, it was my second day at my new job. The bathrooms have urinals, and I usually get bladder shy while using them, but I thought, "When in Rome…" That's when my manager came in, stood at the urinal next to mine, dropped his pants and boxers around his ankles, and started talking about sports. FML

I agree, your life sucks 478

You deserved it 107

By toosmall - 31/01/2009 21:40 - United States

Today, at the urinal a guy came up next to me to do his business. He stared over at me, looked down, laughed and then left. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 609

You deserved it 2 609

SystemofaBlink41 27

Saturday 17 October 2015 1:36

*Boss turns around, lifts up pants and nods* "Ass you were."

DBudders 15

Saturday 17 October 2015 1:36

The real question is, did he see that you saw him?

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idefka 34

Saturday 17 October 2015 1:35

First comment.

DBudders 15

Saturday 17 October 2015 1:36

The real question is, did he see that you saw him?

ohSNAPyall 26

Sunday 18 October 2015 4:58

You'll know he saw if he sends you a memo about your TP report.

SystemofaBlink41 27

Saturday 17 October 2015 1:36

*Boss turns around, lifts up pants and nods* "Ass you were."

ionab101 21

Saturday 17 October 2015 1:37

Sounds like urine a difficult position

allforfun 23

Saturday 17 October 2015 2:38

Bahahahhaa

juicy_extasy 25

Saturday 17 October 2015 1:39

That's an image I wish I could unsee. FYL OP

areid2000 13

Saturday 17 October 2015 4:45

Imagine how bad it was for OP

Lalala579121 27

Saturday 17 October 2015 16:35

You wish you could unsee the image of text on a page?

SecundusSecunda 27

Saturday 17 October 2015 1:39

The real question is, did you walk back out or did you start peeing next to him, OP?

juturnaamo 29

Saturday 17 October 2015 15:05

He took the urinal directly next to him, and dropped his pants, too.

NotGabe 28

Saturday 17 October 2015 1:42

*takes picture* "I'd like a raise, please. :D"

ciammmm 11

Saturday 17 October 2015 15:03

Yeah that is probably blackmail and sexual harassment. hahahahaha.

Ladisa 28

Saturday 17 October 2015 1:48

Since he's already exposed like that, pee on him to show dominance.

FuckThisLogin 32

Saturday 17 October 2015 1:55

Gotta get his scent first though ?

dakotaabriannee 14

Saturday 17 October 2015 1:49

There's some things you wish you could just un-see. Sorry OP.

redhead_sprhro 10

Saturday 17 October 2015 2:37

Gotta slap that ass and say good work today!

umreally 3

Saturday 17 October 2015 6:50

Bahahahaa!!

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I agree, your life sucks 28 653

You deserved it 10 594

Today, my grad student husband was unusually frisky in the middle of the day. I took the opportunity and we had an enjoyable afternoon romp. Afterward, I asked him what had gotten him in such a good mood. He replied, "I'd do just about anything to get out of doing my homework." FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 404

You deserved it 4 186

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Today, I walked into my brother's house to see him unshaven and still in pyjamas eating ice-cream straight from the tub. I said jokingly, "You're lucky you have your wife, no one else could love you." His wife had just told him she was leaving him for her orthodontist. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 388

You deserved it 14 240

Today, our Scout troop was scheduled to do the Cycling Merit Badge. Midway through, it began to rain so hard that I couldn't see the road, and ended up in a ditch. Rather than make sure I was okay, as I was covered in mud and blood, my dad the Scoutmaster decided to scream at me for holding everyone else up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 465

You deserved it 92

Today, it's my birthday. The only gift I got was a book on the history of cancers. Not the illness, the zodiac sign. I'm a Virgo. I don't even like astrology. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 768

You deserved it 1 041

Today, I was over at my boyfriend's house and I heard a strange sound. I laughed and said, "It sounds like a dog throwing up!" He listened for a second and said "That's my mom crying downstairs." FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 376

You deserved it 41 855

Today, my dog has found a new game he likes. It involves him rolling around on my new bed sheets to build up static electricity and run and poke me with his nose so I get shocked. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 513

You deserved it 5 887

Today, my husband is miserable. He couldn't sleep. He tried to make me feel bad for sleeping through the night. I was medicated from a brain scan. His is work is horrible, and no one understands, etc. He's mad that I took a walk. Now, as I am frustrated and crying, he is laughing on the phone with his coworkers. FML

I agree, your life sucks 482

You deserved it 93

Skill issue

Same thing different taste

We could be heroes

Happy dance

There's always that one dude

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