Love: So romantic

So romantic

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I realized the only reason my boyfriend is dating me is because he has a pimple fetish. FML

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prettyinpink03 11

Saturday 30 July 2011 12:08

so cherries aren't the only thing he likes to pop?

Pokeemon 3

Saturday 30 July 2011 12:07

eeww wtf??

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kaylapple 1

Saturday 30 July 2011 19:25

thats really disturbing. does he like touch them, and rub on them? your boyfriend is twisted!

LimpNoodles69 3

Saturday 30 July 2011 20:14

Wtf

kittykatt222 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 20:17

ewwwwwwwwwwww!!

kaykay20 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 20:31

Breakup with him then before he does when your face clears up. Pointless to stay in a relationship when pimples are the only reason he's with you.

ZackKunzler 1

Saturday 30 July 2011 20:59

Imagine when hes like 50. No one around that age usually has pimples. Maybe he'll become a pedo! :O

Bubbles1354 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 21:32

eww thts really nasty

photolovelove67 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 22:41

that is soooo gross

karleetrickle123 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 23:05

Ewww this is gross

pyrogirl6622 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 23:30

hey it takes all kinds to make the world go round and it also shows there is someone for everyone. go for it!

panky69 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 0:06

lol ewwwhh bro, get rid of that ish.

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